Be Excellent To Each Other

[vote:Mr Russell]

Fluff off, Cras.

I'm not even a simple Gondorian like DavPaz, I'm just a Gondorian.

Safest roleclaim you could make!

[vote:unvote]

How could I vote for a fellow man of the White Tree?

Not sure I approve of all this talk of kilts, when every true Gondorian would be wearing their traditional fringed tabard with pointed cowl and woolen hose.

Well, having a think on things hasn't really shed any insights.

Mr Russ sounds suspect, but that could be just because he is talking a lot. making suggestions, offering advice and what not.

Mr Dave's talk of Rhinos is either a follow up reference to Duke Nukem that I don't get or a bit of a weird insult or something else?

Other than that I can't really see anything that stands out as odd, which is pretty typical for day one.

Because you're in cahoots with him, and it's looking dicey?

Do you question my honour, sir?

I fear it is in the wrong place

Yeah, that was... Odd.

Given it's day 1 and all eyes are on, I seriously doubt Davpaz would do something that would otherwise indicate a connection with Russ. It would be too obvious. I feel sorry for Russ trying to stimulate conversation but immediately getting bulk voted for though. Uncool, man.

DavPaz is the village idiot!

If we kill him, then the village becomes more cleverer.

If we become more cleverer , then we'll see through plots.

Therefore

[Vote: Davpaz]

Shutting up now.

Actually,no. Everyone becomes more cleverer, so the brains'll go to the bad guys.

[Vote: Mr Russell]

o.0

If everyone has an Brains Score of 100, except DavPaz, who has a brains of 80, then, it'll aveage oit at 98 forbargument's sake. Removing Davpaz, will then make the average 100.

So, misunderstanding this, everyone gets 2 points cleverer. Including the baddies, so probably best to not be two points cleverer but just be aware of davpaz and vote Russell

There is no faulting this stunning logic.

[vote:malia]

[vote:malia]

[vote:MaliA]

I've heard some dumb things in my time (mainly from MaliA as well, tbf), but this takes the biscuit.

[vote:malia]
I don't know who anyone is, but anyone is better than me, so might as well see.

[vote:malia]

[vote:malia]

THE JOKE. THE JOKE.

Lord of the Scum: Day One

VOTE UPDATE

malc: 1 (ApplePieOfDestiny)
davpaz: 1 (Trooper)
grim...: 1 (Squirt)
mr russell: 4 (Morte, MaliA, Goddess Jasmine, Cras)
malia: 6 (Grim..., Mr Dave, Mr Russell, Lonewolves, KovacsC, DavPaz)

Not voted: 5 (thevision, saturnalian, zaphod79, mrchris, malc)

With 18 players alive, 10 votes are required for a lynch, and 10 nolynch votes are required to not lynch anybody.

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/counter/

Jokes are meant to be funny. Maybe you'll sit and think about what you've done.

Look at Russ voting someone off for talking when it suits him

Reluctant to vote Malia on that, as that's just typical Mali-Logic.

[vote: Mr Russel]

[vote: Mr Russell]

try again

Mwarp. It suits me to vote off literally anyone except me, doesn't it? I've switched away from you, even though coin science!

I was setting up my own really funny joke.

Here is true science: I have applied an evilness quotient to the playerlist, using a random number generator (random.org) set to between 1 and 100. Number represents percentage of evilness:

Lonewolves 40, DavPaz 22, Mr Russell 27, TheVision 92, KovacsC 56, Saturnalian 52, zaphod79 92, Cras 92, Grim... 59, MaliA 61, MrChris 34, ApplePieOfDestiny 94, Mr Dave 6, Morte 32, Malc 94, Squirt 41, Goddess Jasmine 10, Trooper 36

Therefore the most evil players are as follows. Note this at end-game:
ApplePieOfDestiny 94
Malc 94
zaphod79 92
Cras 92
TheVision 92
MaliA 61
Grim... 59
KovacsC 56
Saturnalian 52
Squirt 41
Lonewolves 40
Trooper 36
MrChris 34
Morte 32
Mr Russell 27
DavPaz 22
Goddess Jasmine 10
Mr Dave 6

He's trying to use "science" in a world based on witchcraft!

Murderise him!

Also, that's not dead serious, unless it's identified all the baddies, in which case it will make me look awesome later. It's win win!

As a humble Gondorian, I'm not sure of this represents the higher learning of the Elves, or if this is some sort of Sarumanian neo-industrial "science". I'm conflicted.

[vote:Malia] Someone has to be lynched today and his lunacy won't help us!

No.

Only if you're Gollum that I can see.

Also - again - coin science said it isn't me who you should be voting for.

Lord of the Scum: Day One

VOTE UPDATE

malc: 1 (ApplePieOfDestiny)
grim...: 1 (Squirt)
mr russell: 5 (Morte, MaliA, Goddess Jasmine, Cras, Malc)
malia: 7 (Grim..., Mr Dave, Mr Russell, Lonewolves, Trooper, KovacsC, DavPaz)

Not voted: 4 (thevision, saturnalian, zaphod79, mrchris)

With 18 players alive, 10 votes are required for a lynch, and 10 nolynch votes are required to not lynch anybody.

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/counter/



hmmm TheVision, hmm

I'm pretty sure that some of my betters have voted, so as a loyal Gondorian, I'm going to
[vote:malia]

This is a foolish course of action.

I'm sticking with Russ. Not liking people who've leaped onto MaliA the minute he appeared to be an alternative to Russ.

Craster and Mali A
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