My Dad Wrote A Porno

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12337

A whole thread for this lovely podcast.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6612

In general, I do wonder if Rocky has ever really read any porn before. Some off the things he writes are so staggeringly unsexy that I wonder what he's basing it on.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Oct 26, 2016 11:16

Squirt wrote:

In general, I do wonder if Rocky has ever really read any porn before. Some off the things he writes are so staggeringly unsexy that I wonder what he's basing it on.

Experience.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Mr Dave wrote:

Squirt wrote:

In general, I do wonder if Rocky has ever really read any porn before. Some off the things he writes are so staggeringly unsexy that I wonder what he's basing it on.

Experience.

I think on a number of occasions that's very much demonstrated not to be the case.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Oct 26, 2016 11:26

Squirt wrote:

In general, I do wonder if Rocky has ever really read any porn before. Some off the things he writes are so staggeringly unsexy that I wonder what he's basing it on.

On the other hand, if you try to recount what happens in your standard porno after watching one, it usually sounds really silly and unsexy. And a bit shameful. Or so I'm reliably informed.

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5404

Listening to Belinda perched over the countess right now.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

OMG GOING DOWN! Him just being so wrong about what things mean is the best thing.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Oct 26, 2016 18:12

Ever since I started listening I've started to smile whenever I see a reference to pomegranates.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 26, 2016 18:20

Poor Giselle.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12337

I'm up as far as the footnotes episode with Dr Tamal Ray. Poor guy ends up being filthier than the book.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:00

When is book 3 out?

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12337

The actual porn, or the podcast? I thought they said he'd written about 8 already.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:19

The podcast of the book. Book 2 has been podcast.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

I strongly suspect he won't publish the rest until they run the podcasts

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12337

I went to BelindaBlinked.com and it says book 3 is just finished, but the link goes through to book 1 and there's no more listed on the Rocky Flintstone author page, so your guess is as good as mine.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:06

Dear God, why would you want the book?

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12337

Grim... wrote:

Dear God, why would you want the book?

He can't run at the minute, he needs something to occupy his time.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:09

Grim... wrote:

Dear God, why would you want the book?

I meant them doing the podcast of book 3.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:10

Even after you specifically said the opposite?

YAHRIGHT

Kov thinks Rocky's erotic! Kov thinks Rocky's erotic! Kov thinks Rocky's erotic! Kov thinks Rocky's erotic! Kov thinks Rocky's erotic!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:13

doh...

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12337

KovacsC wrote:

When is book 3 out?

KovacsC wrote:

The actual book. Book 2 has been podcast.

KovacsC wrote:

I meant them doing the podcast of book 3.

Never change, Kov, never change.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:16

Not sure what you mean

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:16

KovacsC wrote:

The podcast of the book. Book 2 has been podcast.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

"Next year" was all they said.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:52

Better look for alternative.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Dec 20, 2016 19:42

Charity Christmas special is pretty good (although it just sort of stops - feels a lot like there should be a part 2).

You can get it from iTunes or Acast, and virtually none of the money from each sale goes to a charity for female genital cancer.

Book 3 is coming "in the spring".

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

It's now disappeared off YouTube... Wtf?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

It was on YouTube?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Yes, I had assumed it was their channel or something.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:48

They've never mentioned it, so I guess it wasn't.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I have found what appears to be a [completely legitimate site - ed] so all's fine now.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2016 11:28

In your face, charity!

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12337

Well you did say it was a small amount, it's not so bad.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2016 12:15

is it not for a Donkey and Ass's charity

Kern · **Posted:** Wed May 31, 2017 9:05

For some reason, the term 'lady voices' makes me giggle just thinking about it.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed May 31, 2017 9:18

Excited lady voices!

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed May 31, 2017 9:20

One thing they didn't mention was - why were they all women? There are plenty of men in Belinda's company.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed May 31, 2017 9:23

Grim... wrote:

One thing they didn't mention was - why were they all women? There are plenty of men in Belinda's company.

Perhaps the organisers hold the event to encourage more female participation in the pots and pans industry. Very progressive.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Loving Se3 - anyone else still following this?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Yeah, couple of episodes behind. I like that it at no point slows down on the mental.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Or the admin.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jul 12, 2017 13:07

The fucking car crash, man.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Grim... wrote:

The fucking car crash, man.

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The flat tyre, you mean?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Jul 12, 2017 13:11

This is one of the best podcasts ever.

Wilco and out

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

KovacsC wrote:

This is one of the best podcasts ever.

Wilco and out

Chocalat's Chocolate!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Jul 12, 2017 13:21

Harolds of Knightsbridge.

Have you listened to the CV one yet?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

CV one? I've listened to all of the regular episodes up to this week's - I've not listened to the footnotes ones tho.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Jul 12, 2017 13:27

it is only 20 mins, but was funny.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

KovacsC wrote:

it is only 20 mins, but was funny.

TITLE

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

MrChris wrote:

Grim... wrote:

The fucking car crash, man.

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The flat tyre, you mean?

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which is what happens when you smash full tilt into a tree, of course

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