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 Post subject: The Bigger your balls are..........
PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:56 
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The worse father you will be according to the latest pointless mad scientist research.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-24016988

Utter pointless shite, even if it valid in any way its not like you can make your balls smaller is it? :blown:


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 Post subject: Re: The Bigger your balls are..........
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 Post subject: Re: The Bigger your balls are..........
PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 13:03 
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Isn't that lovely?

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It also doesn't say what size is big, and what size is small and so on...

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 Post subject: Re: The Bigger your balls are..........
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Can someone flick through the actual science then and report on the testicle size and, more to the point, how to measure your testicles?

http://m.pnas.org/content/early/2013/09/04/1305579110


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It's nonsense. It was directly submitted rather than peer reviewed, for a start.

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 Post subject: Re: The Bigger your balls are..........
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I'm not having someone peer review my testicles.

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 Post subject: Re: The Bigger your balls are..........
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Maybe they looked at a Ram and noticed his huge balls and lack of interest in the lambs and made the leap from there?


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 Post subject: Re: The Bigger your balls are..........
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I'm not having someone peer review my testicles.


I am crowd sourcing mine. Wisdom my cock, indeed.

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The research was crowd-funded through Cockstarter.


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 Post subject: Re: The Bigger your balls are..........
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"All of the men were from the Atlanta area so the relative impact of society and biology has not been measured."

Hmmm.

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 Post subject: Re: The Bigger your balls are..........
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Sounds like a load of bollocks


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 Post subject: Re: The Bigger your balls are..........
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Sounds like a load of bollocks

Sounds like something a small-testicled man would say, you... you... good father!

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 Post subject: Re: The Bigger your balls are..........
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Cras wrote:
I'm not having someone peer review my testicles.


*Peers*

Too late.


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 Post subject: Re: The Bigger your balls are..........
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Mr Russell wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Sounds like a load of bollocks

Sounds like something a small-testo led man would say, you... you... good father!

I was just surprised no one had said it yet :)


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 Post subject: Re: The Bigger your balls are..........
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Saturnalian wrote:
Can someone flick through the actual science then and report on the testicle size and, more to the point, how to measure your testicles?

http://m.pnas.org/content/early/2013/09/04/1305579110
penis.org?

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 Post subject: Re: The Bigger your balls are..........
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Cras wrote:
I'm not having someone peer review my testicles.


*Peers*

Too late.


Well at least submit your review!

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 Post subject: Re: The Bigger your balls are..........
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Curiosity wrote:
Findus Fop wrote:
Cras wrote:
I'm not having someone peer review my testicles.


*Peers*

Too late.


Well at least submit your review!

Quite a mouthful.

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 Post subject: Re: The Bigger your balls are..........
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<null>


A bit sweet but a satisfying beefyness in the aftertaste. Would try again. Two thumbs up.

7/10


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I'll take that.

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 Post subject: Re: The Bigger your balls are..........
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Cras wrote:
<null>


*wipes hands*

O/


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 Post subject: Re: The Bigger your balls are..........
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Findus Fop wrote:
Curiosity wrote:
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A bit sweet but a satisfying beefyness in the aftertaste. Would try again. Two thumbs up.

7/10


I wish I could unread that.

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 Post subject: Re: The Bigger your balls are..........
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Nuts.

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Findus Fop wrote:
Cras wrote:
<null>


*wipes hands*

O/


\OO

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 Post subject: Re: The Bigger your balls are..........
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OO :P


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 Post subject: Re: The Bigger your balls are..........
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DavPaz wrote:
OO :P


oo :nerd:


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 Post subject: Re: The Bigger your balls are..........
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Pass the mind bleach :D

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