One line movie descriptions

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:49

Inspired by Gaywood saying:

richardgaywood wrote:

Craster wrote:

richardgaywood wrote:

the children of the original cast getting into some similar sort of shenanigans, with the former cast members turning up as their parents. Not a terrible idea.

No, clearly not a terrible idea. Nooo.

"Three guys go out to sea to kill a shark". "Young kids learns to use magic, inherit's father's sword, later blows up space station". "Truckers in space get eaten by a cocklike alien."

Pretty much anything sounds shit reduced to one line. It's all in the execution.

So:
Policeman gets shot to bits, recreated as a robot, kicks some ass.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Farm boy becomes pirate, meets giant and Spaniard, saves the girl.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:51

There is a website that does this, and i've linked to the book version before but can't remember.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

MaliA wrote:

There is a website that does this, and i've linked to the book version before but can't remember.

Sounds like a shit film.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:51

Cheerleaders need money for a school trip to Dallas, sleep with men to get it.

Plissken · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:53

Policeman is robot. Depending.

Actually, she's got a cock

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:54

Men try a variety of ways to get women.

Bluecup · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 925

Guy gets sent to jail falsely but then escapes with all the warden's money.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Man beats himself up.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:57

Man delivers letters in the future on a horse.

Tmuk · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:59

Monkeys evolve and eventually build space ships, something inexplicable happens and then a giant baby floats in space.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Man takes advantage of daily time-loop in order to pull girl.

Bluecup · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 925

Kid wins trip to chocolate factory.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Woman calls plumber, plumber looks at sink then fixes woman.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 13:08

Boat sinks.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 13:12

Secret agent completes mission that was not as difficult as first stated.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 13:13

Rabbits move house.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 13:13

Man hits men, monkey punches bikers.

Fish goes home.

Car wins race.

Bluecup · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 925

Boxer loses big fight.

Sheepeh · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2320

Two guys write a history essay.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 13:18

The Empire strikes back.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 13:18

My favourites thus far:

3 - Craster's: Man beats himself up.

2 - Comical Gnomes, with: Man takes advantage of daily time-loop in order to pull girl.

1 - Kern's simple but beautiful: Boat sinks.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Man thinks dying dad is a lying git, dad dies, turns out he wasn't totally full of shit.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 13:29

Loser doesn't kill himself; world rejoices.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Bloke forgets he kills people for a living and pulls a German bird whilst running from his employers.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Russians lose submarine, Americans find it.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 13:33

Men take their clothes off.

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 13:34

Teenager accidentally goes back in time and tries to stop his Mum from shagging him.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38596

Band goes on tour, break up, get back together. Amps go to 11.

pupil · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 13:36

Guy inherits jewellery. Jewellery freaks him out. Guy chucks jewellery in to volcano.

pupil · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 13:37

Jim Carey acts like a fucking twat.

Bluecup · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 925

Aliens invade Earth but forgot to get their jabs.

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 13:39

Some guys find a nice beach. Then leave nice beach.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 13:40

Woody Allen is a neurotic New York Jew.

Bluecup · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 925

Alien calls parent's for a lift home.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 13:48

Magnate misses comfort blanket

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Giant asteroid isn't as hard as Bruce Willis.

See also:

Terrorists aren't as hard as Bruce Willis
Dead people aren't as hard as Bruce Willis
Aliens aren't as hard as Bruce Willis.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Homosexuals fly planes.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

There are snakes on a plane.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Hollywood thinks you're an idiot. 3.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

ComicalGnomes wrote:

Man takes advantage of daily time-loop in order to pull girl.

This actually applies to two films.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Man finds gold box.

Man finds some stones.

Man finds cup.

Man finds a fucking flying saucer.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 13:57

Boy dances like a twat.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38596

2 students demand the finest wines in existence and go to find them.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Craster wrote:

Giant asteroid isn't as hard as Bruce Willis.

See also:

Terrorists aren't as hard as Bruce Willis
Dead people aren't as hard as Bruce Willis
Aliens aren't as hard as Bruce Willis.

Winner!

Anyway:

Group of people are stuck in a Rubix Cube.

Psychopathic paedo gives girl a plant.

Androids dream about unicorns and get uppity.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Boy feeds cute pet after midnight despite being told not to.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Man has aids, gets fired, dies.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 14:24

Man tricked into jumping into a volcano. He lives!

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Aug 06, 2008 14:24

Man gives birth.

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4750

Monster smashes up New York, army wins easily.

Monster smashes up New York, army relatively ineffective.

Aliens blow shit up, but forgot to install antivirus and firewall.

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