Celebrity Deathlist 2016

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Jan 01, 2013 15:06

Ghoulish as it may be, please do join us as we choose the celebrities that we think will begin pushing up some daisies in 2013.

THE RULES:ernes
1! Ye mayest choose ten elder statesmen or women who seem mosteth likely to YOUR brain to die in the year 2013.
2! You may choose to select two yougsters AT MOST on yowse list. If any of said younglings do peg it in the next twelve months then ye shall receive FIVE WHOLESOME POINTS per death. The inclusion of these are optional, but if taken please preface their name with WILDCARD on the list. Eth.
3! The competition has "celebrity" in the title for an reason! If challenged on an choice ye must PROVE THEIR WORTH!
4! Ye wildcards musteth not exceed 50 years in age! Conversely, yow's elder statemen/wo must not be youngester than 50.
5! Ye may not perpetrate the kills yeself. Let nature, malady or lifestyle make the end-of-life option.
6! Ye choices may not be changedeth once madeded.
7! Ye hast until MONDAY 14TH of January to post ye list or ye can reet fuck off like.
8! If an candidate dies BEFORE ye's list is posted, the death shall not count towards ye's score.
9! No funny stuff.

I shall endeavour to keep this first post updated with your choices, and to that end please help me out by formatting your posts like what I done down there. It'd also help if you'd alert us to any bucket kicking of said suspects within this thread. Deadheads shall be identified with... *crash of thunder*... red ink of death. So without further ado, here be mine choices.
*score board rotates*

1. Fergie Frederiksen
2. Zsa Zsa Gabor
3. Kirk Douglas
4. George Bush Sr.
5. Clive James
6. Anna Wing
7. Vera Lynn
8. Bernadette Nolan
9. Nelson Mandela
10. Peter Sallis

Nikthingdeath
1. Nelson Mandella
2. Thatcher
3. The Queen
4. Brucie
5. Des O'Connor
6. Barbara Windsor
7. June Brown (Dot Cotton from the telly)
8. Tina Turner
Wildcards
9. Russell Brand
10. Pete Doherty

Kern something death
1. Prince Phillip
2. Mel Brooks
3. Zsa Zsa Gabor
4. Tony Benn
5. Nicholas Parsons
6. Ian Paisley
7. Fidel Castro
8. Lady Thatcher
Untimelies (Wildcards)
9. Justin Bieber
10. Ant from Ant & Dec

Deathilman
Betty White
Nancy Reagan
Christopher Lee
Slim Whitman
George Bush Sr
Jimmy Carter
B.B. King
Tony Bennett
Kirk Douglas
Doris Day

Cdeathsioisty
1 - Maggie Thatcher
2 - Zsa Zsa Gabor
3 - Billy Graham
4 - Ronnie Biggs
5 - Nelson Mandela
6 - George Bush Snr
7 - Patty Andrews
8 - Hugo Chavez
9 - Prince Philip
WILDING CARD!
10 - Kate Moss

Grim
1. Fats Domino
2. Liz Smith
3. David Attenborough
4. Dame Vera Lynn
5. Richard Attenborough
6. George Bush (the old one)
7. The Pope
8. The Duke of Edinburgh
Wildcards
9. Sergio Perez
10. James Arthur

Hero of Deathiness
1. Philip the Prince
2. Thatch
3. Hillary Clinton
4. Bush I
5. Ariel Sharon
6. Freddie Starr
7. Bruce Forsythe
8. Peter Hook
9. Louise Mensch (wildcard)
10. Kate Middleton (wildcard)

Mdeathalc74.
1. Dook O' Embra
2. Christopher Tolkien
3. Thatch
4. Mandela
5. George Bush Sr.
6. Ken Dodd
7. Hugo Chavez
8. Peter O'Sullevan
9. Bashar Al Assad (Wildcard)
10. Lindsay Lohan (Wildcard)

Deathken
1. Prince Phleep
2. Thatcher
3. Nelson Mandela
4. Sir Roger Moore
5. Ariel "Our" Sharon
6. Ian Paisley
7. B.B. King
8. George Gaynes (Lassard wot is off Police Academy)
9. Ronnie Biggs
10. Castro

Bobdeath
1) George Bush Senior
2) Maggie Thatcher
3) Bruce Forsyth
4) Dick van Dyke
5) Prince Phillip
6) Muhammed Ali
7) Jack Charlton
Roger Moore
**Wildcards**
9) Rhianna
10) Miley Cyrus

Deathlawyer
1: Margaret Thatcher
2: The Queen
3: Ian Paisley
4: George Bush Snr
5: Joan Rivers
6: Roger Moore
7: Ronnie Biggs
8: Fidel Castro
Wildcards:
9: Katie Holmes (of THETANS! It'll happen one day.)
10: Jay-Z

Dpaz
1. GHW Bush
2. Sean Connery
3. HM Queen Elizabeth II
4. Thatcher
5. Nelson Mandela
6. Peter Sallis
7. Stephen Hawking
8. Fidel Castro
WILD CARDS
9. Jack Osborne
10. Shane Ward (by ice skate)

nickachu · **Posted:** Tue Jan 01, 2013 15:09

But 2012 already happened!

1. Nelson Mandella
2. Thatcher
3. The Queen
4. Brucie
5. Des O'Connor
6. Barbara Windsor
7. June Brown (Dot Cotton from the telly)
8. Tina Turner
Wildcards
9. Russell Brand
10. Pete Doherty

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Jan 01, 2013 15:10

Christopher Martin Jenkins gone already!

:'(

There'll be no cricket commentators left at this rate!

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Jan 01, 2013 15:14

Ok, my list for 2013. Little change from last year really.

1. Prince Phillip
2. Mel Brooks
3. Zsa Zsa Gabor
4. Tony Benn
5. Nicholas Parsons
6. Ian Paisley
7. Fidel Castro
8. Lady Thatcher

Untimelies (Wildcards)
9. Justin Bieber
10. Ant from Ant & Dec

devilman · **Posted:** Tue Jan 01, 2013 15:21

Betty White
Nancy Reagan
Christopher Lee
Slim Whitman
George Bush Sr
Jimmy Carter
B.B. King
Tony Bennett
Kirk Douglas
Doris Day

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jan 01, 2013 16:34

1. Fats Domino
2. Liz Smith
3. David Attenborough
4. Dame Vera Lynn
5. Richard Attenborough
6. George Bush (the old one)
7. The Pope
8. The Duke of Edinburgh
Wildcards
9. Sergio Perez
10. James Arthur

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Jan 01, 2013 16:43

1 - Maggie Thatcher
2 - Zsa Zsa Gabor
3 - Billy Graham
4 - Ronnie Biggs
5 - Nelson Mandela
6 - George Bush Snr
7 - Patty Andrews
8 - Hugo Chavez
9 - Prince Philip
WILDING CARD!
10 - Kate Moss

Hero of Excellence · **Joined:** 23rd Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 674

1. Philip the Prince
2. Thatch
3. Hillary Clinton
4. Bush I
5. Ariel Sharon
6. Freddie Starr
7. Bruce Forsythe
8. Peter Hook
9. Louise Mensch (wildcard)
10. Kate Middleton (wildcard)

Plissken · **Posted:** Tue Jan 01, 2013 18:32

Are we having the two wildcards this year?

Good call on the Mensch. She'll do anything for publicity.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Jan 01, 2013 19:17

Same as last year. You can include up to two, and if you score you get 5 points instead of 1. Do you risk it?

devilman · **Posted:** Tue Jan 01, 2013 19:34

I'm struggling to think of celebs that died in 2012 that were under 40.. I assume there must have been some?

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13386

devilman wrote:

I'm struggling to think of celebs that died in 2012 that were under 40.. I assume there must have been some?

Best I can do.

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Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13386

Bit better.

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Malc74 · **Posted:** Tue Jan 01, 2013 21:00

Okay, here we go...

1. Dook O' Embra
2. Christopher Tolkien
3. Thatch
4. Mandela
5. George Bush Sr.
6. Ken Dodd
7. Hugo Chavez
8. Peter O'Sullevan
9. Bashar Al Assad (Wildcard)
10. Lindsay Lohan (Wildcard)

Plissken · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:48

1. Prince Phleep
2. Thatcher
3. Nelson Mandela
4. Sir Roger Moore
5. Ariel "Our" Sharon
6. Ian Paisley
7. B.B. King
8. George Gaynes (Lassard wot is off Police Academy)
9. Ronnie Biggs
10. Castro

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

1) George Bush Senior
2) Maggie Thatcher
3) Bruce Forsyth
4) Dick van Dyke
5) Prince Phillip
6) Muhammed Ali
7) Jack Charlton

Roger Moore
**Wildcards**
9) Rhianna
10) Miley Cyrus

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2013 23:40

And we're off. Patti Page, dies at 85

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2013 23:43

I forgot to put Clint Eastwood in! He's not dead or terminally ill; he just looks about 200.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Mr Kissyfur's Death List O' Fun '13
1: Margaret Thatcher
2: The Queen
3: Ian Paisley
4: George Bush Snr
5: Patti Page
6: Roger Moore
7: Ronnie Biggs
8: Fidel Castro

Wildcards:
9: Katie Holmes (of THETANS! It'll happen one day.)
10: Jay-Z

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:01

Nice try at sneaking Patti Page onto your list.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Curses! updated:

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

Mr Kissyfur's Death List O' Fun '13
1: Margaret Thatcher
2: The Queen
3: Ian Paisley
4: George Bush Snr
5: Joan Rivers
6: Roger Moore
7: Ronnie Biggs
8: Fidel Castro

Wildcards:
9: Katie Holmes (of THETANS! It'll happen one day.)
10: Jay-Z

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 16:04

Jay-Z is 43, my friend.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 16:11

It's like you're not reading Teh rulz or sumfink.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

you mean this?

"4! Ye wildcards musteth not exceed 50 years in age! Conversely, yow's elder statemen/wo must not be youngester than 50."

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 16:28

Huh. I wonder why I thought it was 40.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

1. GHW Bush
2. Sean Connery
3. HM Queen Elizabeth II
4. Thatcher
5. Nelson Mandela
6. Peter Sallis
7. Stephen Hawking
8. Fidel Castro
WILD CARDS
9. Jack Osborne
10. Shane Ward (by ice skate)

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 16:31

Grim... wrote:

Huh. I wonder why I thought it was 40.

That was last year's rule.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 17:02

devilman wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Huh. I wonder why I thought it was 40.

That was last year's rule.

Yeah, it was last year's ShavedTimotaiYeti's choosing of Gazza that made me change it.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

What do you mean, Flash Gordon approaching? Open fire! Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-20986852

Mariangela Melato deaded.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

chinnyhill10 wrote:

What do you mean, Flash Gordon approaching? Open fire! Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body!

Ahem. "Open fire - all weapons!"

Plissken · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2013 22:27

Willis ain't talkin' about him anymore. Conrad Bain.

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/tv ... 5179.story

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Michael Winner will no longer be able to destroy Richard Littlejohn and his bigoted views and will instead be pushing up daisies.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 15:22

Amazingly... no scores.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Dimrill wrote:

Amazingly... no scores.

Odd considering he himself announced he had 18 months to live last year and was considering booking himself into one of those Swiss clinics.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 15:56

Dimrill wrote:

Amazingly... no scores.

Calm down, dear.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 19:25

Heh, the Radio Times has listed his ten best tweets.

Michale BLADDY Winner wrote:

1. "bought £1 pack of Haribo Starmix. Worst weets ever in history of my life, rubbery, tasteless, disgusting. 'Happy world of Haribo' Bollocks" 24 June 2012

2. "tomrrow they put a tube mytoe and run it thru to my mouth. then they add petrol and set fire to it so i can be dragon at jubileeparty" 29 May 2012

3. "My asst Dinah who was blown away and lodged in a tree yesterday is adapting well. She leaps from tree to tree. Ate 4 squirrels + woodpecker" 9 June 2012

4. "I have risen, like a glorious sun in the sky, like a transcendental happening, like a God coming among his people. Aren't you all lucky." 30 September 2011

5. "This 6am went up mountain tobogganed down over 2000 ft glacier ended up in restaurant had 11 waffles 5 eggs and bacon and exploded" 28 December 2011

6. "cloudy in london but i shall carrry on bravely fighting all vicissiitudes, leopards, lions,, budgerigars, ants, old ladies, teddy bears," 14 September 2012

7. "i apologise for vulgar language in last tweet, u dont like it f*** off. I am in typically good spirits" 21 August 2012

8. "had scan of heart+lungs this am, remarkable, took 1/2 hr and u dont even go into a tube, almost enjoyable - then resultsshowed i was dead" 9 May 2012

9. "The Whooshy Monster & me have become good friends, in fact I think he's starting a relationship with me. Is it real?" 20 November 2012 (his last tweet)

10. "i am extremely docile today, so much so many people assume, not incorrectly, that i am dead. If I'm dead I will be there to haunt you" 22 August

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Dimrill wrote:

Heh, the Radio Times has listed his ten best tweets.

I followed him for a time and asked him a couple of sensible questions which he replied to. However like Paul Daniels although he was entertaining to follow he was also bloody hard work so I unsubbed after a few months.