Christmas Scum Day 1

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

A sleepy little mountain village, snow blanketing the surroundings as a cold, crisp dawn breaks over the scene.

*zoom in*

Children are waking all over town, throwing open their curtains and voicing their glee at the thick snow lying all over town. Not only is it nearly Christmas, but there certainly won't be any school today!

*zoom in*

A man sits cross-legged in the town square, sobbing as he roots through his pockets. It's still a week before Christmas, so he's in mufti, but this is Santa Claus, viewers. And he's not happy. He's spent all year compiling his list of who've been good little boys and girls, and someone's stolen it! Santa's going to need some help, kids. He's going to need you to find out who the naughty kids are so that he can make sure all the good boys and girls get all their presents! So go get on with it!

[playerlist]
TheFireFaerie
Slightly Green
Goddess Jasmine
Malc74
Trooper
Curiosity
MaliA
KovacsC
Saturnalian
Bobbyaro
Alarm
sdg
Joans
Malc
kalmar
zaphod79
nickachu
Grim...
Squirt
[/playerlist]

Day 1 will end tomorrow at, erm, about midnight. With 19 players in the game, it's 10 votes to put someone on the naughty list or ten votes for 'novote' to not vote anyone onto the list.

nickachu · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:19

Took him a year to make a list with 19 names on? Not very productive was he!

Now let's find that list.

nickachu · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:19

Or 18... since he's not on it...

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:20

Oh no! Poor Santa! What a disaster! We need to help him boys and girls! Let's help him, and then we'll get to feed Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Kerry, Liz and Natasha.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

SNOW !!!

/goes off to make a snowman

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:47

zaphod79 wrote:

SNOW !!!

/goes off to make a snowman

That is not going to help find the list!

<suspicious>

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:48

MaliA wrote:

zaphod79 wrote:

SNOW !!!

/goes off to make a snowman

That is not going to help find the list!

<suspicious>

Too late now!

/throws snowball at Mali

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:49

Cras Kringle wrote:

Day 1 will end tomorrow at, erm, about midnight. With 19 players in the game, it's 10 votes to put someone on the naughty list.

No novote vote?

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:49

[vote:trooper]

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:49

[vote:KovacsC]

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:49

Christmas Scum Day 1

VOTE UPDATE

kovacsc: 1 (Grim...)

Not voted: 18 (thefirefaerie, slightly green, goddess jasmine, malc74, trooper, curiosity, malia, kovacsc, saturnalian, bobbyaro, alarm, sdg, joans, malc, kalmar, zaphod79, nickachu, squirt)

With 19 players alive, 10 votes are required for a lynch, and 10 nolynch votes are required to not lynch anybody.

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/counter/

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Sure, on a majority. I'll add it in.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:51

Grim... wrote:

Cras Kringle wrote:

Day 1 will end tomorrow at, erm, about midnight. With 19 players in the game, it's 10 votes to put someone on the naughty list.

No novote vote?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:05

Grim... wrote:

Cras Kringle wrote:

Day 1 will end tomorrow at, erm, about midnight. With 19 players in the game, it's 10 votes to put someone on the naughty list.

No novote vote?

Dear Lord, NOT AGAIN!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:06

Also.

[vote:Thefirefaerie]

She's always naughty.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:18

Curiosity wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Cras Kringle wrote:

Day 1 will end tomorrow at, erm, about midnight. With 19 players in the game, it's 10 votes to put someone on the naughty list.

No novote vote?

Dear Lord, NOT AGAIN!

Yeah.

[vote: Grim...]

for even bringing it up.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:32

MaliA wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Cras Kringle wrote:

Day 1 will end tomorrow at, erm, about midnight. With 19 players in the game, it's 10 votes to put someone on the naughty list.

No novote vote?

Dear Lord, NOT AGAIN!

Yeah.

[vote: Grim...]

for even bringing it up.

Kiss my arse, motherfucker - if there wasn't one I'd remove the text from the vote counter.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:34

Haha.

[vote:unvote]

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:37

I'm still right, though

nickachu · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:44

I'm inclined to agree with Curio in the fact that TFF is always naughty.

[vote:thefirefaerie]

Given the fact that there's nothing else to go on right now.
Apart from the snowball fights.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

I am tempted to vote for MaliA for making an Atomic Kitten "gag".

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:13

I'd quite like a go at making any of Atomic Kitten gag.

"Fart in their faces!" - all

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:46

I'm concerned that people are playing in the snow rather than SAVING CHRISTMAS!

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:46

For that reason:

[vote:Zaphod79]

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22393

Poor old santa
No list has he
He's over there though
Why can't we see
Just who he is
We must have a clue
it's almost as if this
hasn't been thought through

Is there a twist
or is this played straight
to find that out
we'll just have to wait

One things for sure
We have to vote
Don't listen to those
Who scream for novote
I'll happily go
along with the crowd
but i'm going to wait
for more to say stuff out loud.

Just to be clear
i'm not outing santa
I'm just pointing out
as a a bit of banter
To annoy Craster
Who made this game
and why it makes no sense
he is to blame

So carry on chums
and one point for kovacsc
just to let you know
i'm not the fairy princess

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

Slightly Green wrote:

Ohhh noes Christmas is in danger!

*Looks around trying to spot any suspicious looking green blokes*

*narrows eyes*

[vote:Christmas Tree]

So anyone have any good ideas how we can make sure Santa gets his list done right?

Standard day one argument about to vote or not to vote anyone?

Will post more later when not on a train

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:52

Are you in the gang, though?

WHAT'S THE CODE, MOTHER FUCKER?

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:53

Just kidding, I know you're in the gang.

The code is, clearly, a 32-line poem with questionable rhyming.

nickachu · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:56

There's a code?!??!?!??

No really, who's the grinch. Who stole christmas you bastard?

Speak up TFF, let's hear what you've got to say for yourself.

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 13:15

I bet nikachu is the Grinch. Call it a hunch. A grunch.

nickachu · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 13:16

You'd be betting wrong. I'm a very good boy

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 13:17

Oh no! Poor Santa! What can we do to help?

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 13:17

Oh no! Poor Santa! What can we do to help?

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 13:18

Put some clothes on, woman.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

What do the goblins hope to achieve here? Are they after presents for themselves or to stop me getting my presents. I feel that either way, they need to take a long hard look at themselves.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22393

Grim... wrote:

Just kidding, I know you're in the gang.

The code is, clearly, a 32-line poem with questionable rhyming.

You're just jealous
that you can't do
a rhyme or two
to find out who
can give us a clue
on what to do

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 14:27

Bobbyaro wrote:

What do the goblins hope to achieve here? Are they after presents for themselves or to stop me getting my presents. I feel that either way, they need to take a long hard look at themselves.

Atomic Kitten

Goblin

Hard

Hehehehehe

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 14:28

Trooper wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Just kidding, I know you're in the gang.

The code is, clearly, a 32-line poem with questionable rhyming.

You're just jealous
that you can't do
a rhyme or two
to find out who
can give us a clue
on what to do

Can too.

Malc74 · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 14:43

Morning all! Blimey, poor old Santa, eh? You'd think in this day and age he'd have a backup stored somewhere, silly old duffer.
Still, I want my Christmas prezzies, so who's the git with the long piece of paper stuffed in his or her trouser pocket?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 15:22

Poor Santa.. how am I going to get a present now.

Thanks for the vote Grim!!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22393

Come on people
let your voice exist
For if you don't
you're on the list

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 15:29

All this rhyming
Is a pain in the pooper,
Excuse my timing,
But I'm gonna [vote:trooper]

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

If he's going to make everything rhyme then [vote:trooper] , however I agree with the sentiment , sitting around and waiting for Santa isn't going to work if he's lost his list.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22393

Bah, bloody humbugs, I was just trying to be extra Christmassy.

Malc · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 15:41

I think it's a tell!

The Grinch rhymes everything he says, I think trooper was just trying to do what davpaz did in a different village!

as such [vote:trooper]

Malc

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22393

Malc wrote:

I think it's a tell!

The Grinch rhymes everything he says, I think trooper was just trying to do what davpaz did in a different village!

as such [vote:trooper]

Malc

. Give me some credit, please. If I was giving out a tell, it would be a bit more complex to work out than that!

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

Malc wrote:

The Grinch rhymes everything he says, I think trooper was just trying to do what davpaz did in a different village!

I dont think Trooper is that naive however if someone could just confirm that trooper looks something like this

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

That's him all right - get 'im!!
Seriously, am a bit suss of Malc about that comment.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 16:47

Grim... wrote:

Put some clothes on, woman.

Well Grim... Isn't his usual self...

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 16:48

Someone better get that joke...

/grumble

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