Be Excellent To Each Other

Is awesome. But tricky to navigate after god knows how many pints and most of a bottle of wine....

Most places seem great after a few pints and a bottle of wine. You shouldn't have driven though Mali.

This is true. Although it gets easier to navigate with practise (and easier still if you stick your arm out and shout "Taxi!").

From another palce:

"...comedy journey on the underground with Mali A who couldnt actually stand up, or walk straight. with him telling me how great I am. He also told everyone else too. "

"it was a speshul moment on the tube.
me trying to explain to you that getting off at one particular station would mean you getting a direct train up to Marylebone which you insisted you wanted.so you got off the train.walked the wrong way up the platform.and I saw you get off the train again at the next stop........... "
"

And all before 11am!
You can get up to all sorts of mischief on the tube when you're shitfaced. My mates inform me that I wriggled, commando style under a ticket barrier and the station staff just stood there laughing at me.

There is no truth that the 'World's longest escalator' was in fact me, trying to go up the down one.

When I say 'commando style', I don't mean I was naked. Just wanted to clarify.

"you walked into the kebab shop after I had been in there for a couple of minutes

I also spent most of my time walking to the tube and preventing you getting run over by mad london bus drivers."

I fondly remember walking through london late one April night with my girlfriend, watching the lights ripple over the surface of the water in Regents or Hyde park (I forget which), counting the city's famous eleven stars, and inadvertantly disturbing some cottagers.

NEW PORTAL GAME!!!



Oh. *clears throat*