Lovecraft Seafood Discussion

Morte · **Posted:** Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:07

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... pinna.html

Where the eff are they drilling R'yleh?

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Oil Rigs, nom nom nom

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

that is fucking creepy. How deep was that? It's there right now, floating around.... brrrrr

NervousPete · **Posted:** Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:20

I was going to post this last night, but for some reason didn't, despite it being hugely interesting.

I blame the dissuassive psychic powers of the secretive squid!

And argh, yes, it looks like something out of H G Wells. Brr! Etc.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:22

Squid numbers are going down, as they have trouble breeding....

As they don't know which leg to get over!!!

Morte · **Posted:** Thu Nov 27, 2008 15:56

Definitely Cthulu.

Rodafowa · **Posted:** Thu Nov 27, 2008 16:24

It looks just like the Martian war machines in League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Attachment:

league03.jpg

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Thu Nov 27, 2008 16:31

"Get away from her, you bitch!"

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Nov 27, 2008 20:13

That's really quite freaky! Imagine what's even further down in the ocean.. Big things with more tentacles I'd wager!!

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

The Rev Owen wrote:

"Get away from her, you bitch!"

L-LOL!

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Nov 27, 2008 20:57

Blucey · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2070

MaliA wrote:

Squid numbers are going down, as they have trouble breeding....

slander!

Shin · **Posted:** Sat Nov 29, 2008 19:21

kalmar wrote:

The squid also looks like a puppeteer!! Scary :'(

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Shin wrote:

The squid also looks like a puppeteer!! Scary :'(

Squid? That's Cthulhu.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Nov 30, 2008 18:17

You all know about the Bloop, right?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Dimrill wrote:

You all know about the Bloop, right?

I didn't. Great. Cthulhu is coming to eat our brains then?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Nov 30, 2008 18:19

'fraid so. I doubt I'd notice.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Dimrill wrote:

'fraid so. I doubt I'd notice.

How so? He'd plague us with bizarre nightmares, whisper terrible tales of faeces in our ears, and destroy our sanity.

Oh, I see what you mean.

kalmar · **Posted:** Sun Nov 30, 2008 20:13

cthulu ftangh!

Morte · **Posted:** Sun Nov 30, 2008 20:30

Quote:

Because the Bloop noise originated near the location of the fictional sunken city of R'lyeh from H. P. Lovecraft's story "The Call of Cthulhu", the Bloop has been linked to Cthulhu by Lovecraft fans

Fictional? Fictional? Oh it will be a dark day over at wikipedia when our dark lord rises from his slumber (as he obviously has).

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26102

I didn't realise that cthulhu was such a modern creation - I thought it was a character from folklore, like the kappa.

Morte · **Posted:** Sun Nov 30, 2008 20:46

Mimi wrote:

I didn't realise that cthulhu was such a modern creation - I thought it was a character from folklore, like the kappa.

Modern creation? Modern creation? Oh it will be a dark day at Mimi Towers when our dark lord rises from his slumber (as he obviously has).

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Nov 30, 2008 20:49

Tekeli-li

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26102

Morte wrote:

Mimi wrote:

I didn't realise that cthulhu was such a modern creation - I thought it was a character from folklore, like the kappa.

Modern creation? Modern creation? Oh it will be a dark day at Mimi Towers when our dark lord rises from his slumber (as he obviously has).

Relatively speaking, then.

kalmar · **Posted:** Sun Nov 30, 2008 22:56

THOU HAST ANGERED THE ANCIENT ONE!

I think a sacrifice is in order

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sun Nov 30, 2008 23:17

I did a Bloop once after eating too many Raspberry Slush Puppies.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

further to this: Please clicky for horror!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Dec 12, 2008 14:16

Aw, that baby cthulhu is trying to suckle :luv:

Morte · **Posted:** Fri Dec 12, 2008 14:24

Astonishing Sod Ape wrote:

Aw, that baby cthulhu is trying to suckle :luv:

Suckling? Humping more like.

Shin · **Posted:** Sat Dec 13, 2008 21:22

Thats like me holding onto the bar in a pub when people try and pull me awqay

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Dec 13, 2008 21:26

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

Shin · **Posted:** Sat Dec 13, 2008 21:27

Ugh teeth in his ass

Kern · **Posted:** Sat Dec 13, 2008 22:19

Squid still scare the shit out of me. But we have an agreement: I don't go diving in dark undersea caverns, and they don't visit Oxford.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Jed Blister wrote:

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

You've got the look!
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(Dimrill, yesterday)

Morte · **Posted:** Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:15

BBC RAdio Documentary on Lovecraft, woo.

Morte · **Posted:** Sun Jun 28, 2009 13:56

Lovecraft documentaries are like buses, you wait for ages and then two come along.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

LOVECRAFT

Thanks, chaps. Can we make this a Lovecraft thread? We need HP Dimlies, stat - Cthulhu, a shoggoth, fishmen, pickman's model, Yog-Sothoth and the gang.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Jun 28, 2009 14:11

Brilliant. Gaiman sounds like a pleb, though.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Jun 28, 2009 14:12

Grim... already instituted an non-me cthulhu, dinne?

Plissken · **Posted:** Sun Jun 28, 2009 14:20

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

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(Michael McIntyre and some bint, yesterday)

FTFY

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Jun 28, 2009 14:21

Nah, that Roxette man is much funnier and less smug and cuntish than McIntyre.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

Dimrill wrote:

Nah, that Roxette man is much funnier and less smug and cuntish than McIntyre.

Absolute correctness.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Dimrill wrote:

Grim... already instituted an non-me cthulhu, dinne?

Yeah, it's just 'cthulhu' with a colon either side.

Morte · **Posted:** Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:56

Ooo, there is a particular nasty little story on Pseudopod this week. A journalist does a story on an author that is obviously based on Lovecraft.

http://pseudopod.org/2009/07/24/pseudop ... -horrible/

Morte · **Posted:** Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:46

...and another one, a short Sci Fi Cthulu story.

http://dunesteef.com/2008/10/30/page-16 ... am-meikle/

NervousPete · **Posted:** Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:26

There was an amusing short story by Neil Gaiman, which was a hybrid of the old Peter Cook & Dudley Moore two-men-in-a-pub routines and, well, Lovecraft. I believe you can find it in his Smoke & Mirrors collection.

Morte · **Posted:** Wed Aug 26, 2009 13:20

I've read that book and I, for the life of me can't remember that story, I'll have to dig it out, cheers Pete.

Morte · **Posted:** Sat Oct 10, 2009 13:58

Behold my new background, inserted as link as it's a big piccie

http://imgur.com/r4e2C.jpg

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Oct 10, 2009 14:03

That's so my background now.

NervousPete · **Posted:** Sat Oct 10, 2009 15:09

Morte wrote:

Behold my new background, inserted as link as it's a big piccie

http://imgur.com/r4e2C.jpg

Everybody always assumes that Cthulu coming back equals bad things. I'm sure he'll be a friendly sort with sound policies for a happier Britain.

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