Be Excellent To Each Other

Marks... set... go!

(for those of you who are confused, it's just that I'm GOD EMPEROR now, check out the arguing with Dudley thread for details, thnx)

May I suggest your first commandment, oh wormyone?

"Ye shalt use a leave-in conditioner"

No, first commandment is do more fuse anteater or something.

*sigh*

command dimmers to do "those pictures he said he'd do"

don't know what they are, but peeps keep mentioning them

Force everyone to use a Dimlie icon thing when they start a new thread.

Trouble with him is, it's not that he's disobedient, he simply doesnt understand commands. There's really not much I can do.

Not if you want Dr A to ever come back.

THE BROON ALE MUST FLOW!!!

Actually I've cut down rather significantly.

I noticed today that Dr A's entry on wikipedia has been marked for deletion "Notability not established". Is anyone an editor who can save him from the chop?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuart_Ashen

Hell yeah, Dr. A is more than notable. Sadly I'm no editor. The article needs external links and references to establish notability, preferably from news or other well known, credible websites.

anyone know charlie brooker's email?

[wails]

If there was ever proof that this place wasn't excellent enough it's that Dr A won't dirty himself by posting here. We must raise our standards so he likes us again. For we are not worthy!

"Dr A is Aces" - Chinny Hill off t'interweb.

Will that do them?

"Dr A should make a welcome return to beexcellenttoeachother.com, the forum" - That Dimrill.

On a Dune related note - what do you imagine spice beer tastes like? I imagine it being rather like Sleeman's Honey Brown lager.

It flows well.

I'd imagine it fucking tastes spicy

This made me laugh possibly more than it should've.

I always imagined it tasting like cinnamon. I'm not sure if that's because it says as much in the first book or because I just love cinnamon danisheses.

There's a cinnabon in Oxford Street.

I'm in trouble.

You do know that 'I've cut down' and 'I've drank it all' are not the same thing?

Isn't that a monkey? No, wait!

Assuming you don't know it's a chain of stores that do REALLY dangerous cinnamon type buns and related pastry treats. Only seen them in America and Bahrain before now. And that was probably a good thing.

I used to cook and sell cinnamon danishes. Well, that's not strictly true: I used to cook and sell the apple one and the custard ones, but the cinnamon ones were always mysteriously disappearing before we could sell them.

I didn't know that actually, ta.

I don't mean to be a drag but this isn't exactly veneration, really, now it is?

I wish all you men would stop going on about your cooking. Somebody cook for me!!!!!!

Well I dunno yet. Come up with a melangebon and we'll see how it goes.

Well you haven't made any Messiah-like statements yet. Not even, "The num-nums must flow!" or anything.

Oh, I just baked them really, I wouldn't even know where to start making one. I love baking, but I've never really had the time or money to do anything fancy. Regular cooking, though, I am getting pretty nifty at.

*moves in with Sinister Agent*

You are now my high priest.

Why aren't you called goatboy anymore goatboy?

I used goatboy on the spur of the moment when i joined a forum early in my internet days and never intended to keep it. I've slowly crept through various forums where the same people know me and so for half my net presence it had stuck. But there are a few Goatboys, people often pm me thinking I'm some other guy, and then one of them died and now I get pms asking me to change my name because it is upsetting people. Whiich is fucking bullshit, because my name is Mike but if you lost someone called MIke you wouldn't expect me to change my name then, would you? But anyway, it is only laziness that has seen me keep it this long. I've just not changed my avatar since, either. Cos I like it.

We were supposed to be doing this! But now the BEEX house is dead