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Why did no one mention this FREE game.

Is it as shit as Underturd?

We've discussed it at length in the Whoring Club thread. It's a fun ten-minute max out, apparently (except I haven't maxed it yet).

You must really suck at it, chap. I really did do it on two gamercards in the space of 20 minutes. It was realy quite good for a free game though.

Zardoz, not reading the whore-thread. FOR SHAME.

Ah right. Being a non whore I missed it. I only play games to deconstruct their artistic notions.

i really liked it, crazy taxi for some levels, and rampage for others.. the stupid turning cycle for the t-rex is fun as well

40 mins or so to max out, not sure if i ever play it again

The 200points will get me into the 9000 mark.

I whizzed through the van missions in about five minutes, but I'm stuck on the dinosaur level 5. The controls are just horrible and the other T-Rex always seems to get to the vans before I do.

Are you using the run button (A)? Just go in a straight line at the van and tap A.

Yeah I figured that, but sometimes I get stuck on the water bits. I've turned it off in frustration a number of times. it's just one of those stupid gamer's block things that I'll get through and then complete level 6 first time, probably.

even though i have completed the t-rex levels, ( level 5 took me 4 or 5 times, 6 2), i'm not really sure what the win condition is on those, the van levels give you a nice stat thing on the right, but how many do you have to get to complete the level..

So does the T rex levels. Top right I believeve.

Yup. On both types there's a marker for each colour of player, and your goal is to move your marker to the end before anyone else does.

I have just d/l this as I did not know about it. is there any other free games?

Totemball. It's ace.

Totemball. It's like filing down your teeth with aids.

Where's that Totemball cheaty thing that Perkies found?

In the whoring thread.

That thread has everything.

Except whores, disappointingly.

Now that's selling it!

Is that the one which requires a camera?

Yes. It's the second worst game on XBLA. (That I have played)

What's the worst?

It's that Luxor 2 game.

It's so dull it removes the will to live.

I haven't played that one, only the PC original. To the Compare-o-tron!

As a good little whore, I played it for ages, managing to reach the heady heights of the end of area 4 or something. By this point, I was bored out of my skull, and utterly hated the game, but would continue on to the end of area 5, as that would inevitably be the end.

It wasn't. Apparently, that would be area 13, I wasn't even halfway.

At no point was it remotly fun. Or indeed anything other than tedious tripe.