Kissing can make you deaf - official

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 13:48

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 772902.stm

Quote:

A young Chinese woman was left partially deaf following a passionate kiss from her boyfriend.

The 20-something from Khuhai in Guangdong province arrived at hospital having completely lost the hearing in her left ear, said local reports.

The incident prompted a series of articles in the local media warning of the dangers of excessive kissing.

"While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution," wrote the China Daily.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 13:50

Was he sucking her ear or something?

devilman · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 13:50

Damn, my parents must've been randy buggers in their youth.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 13:51

pardon?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 13:51

Mali's gone blind!

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 13:54

I've spat my coffee down myself :DD

JBR · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 3302

That won't make you deaf, Shinta.

But I'd imagine your reaction to it might make everyone in the vicinity slightly so.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 14:33

JingleBellRock wrote:

But I'd imagine your reaction to it might make everyone in the vicinity slightly so.

Only because she's lost the thing stopping up her gob. I imagine life with Shin to be like this:

only joking

Jon · **Joined:** 2nd Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 225

JingleBellRock wrote:

That won't make you deaf, Shinta.

But I'd imagine your mere presence might make everyone in the vicinity slightly so.

Repaired within warranty, er, I mean fixed. :DD

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38642

who needs a hairdryer?

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Perhaps the 'kissing' actually meant 'sucking him off' and 'went deaf' means 'his penis perforated her eardrum through the back of her throat'.

It's possible.

Jon · **Joined:** 2nd Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 225

Rampton Thundergush wrote:

Only because she's lost the thing stopping up her gob. I imagine life with Shin to be like this:

[big picture removed due to excessive bigness]

"Come to Shinny, some to Shinny"

Frightening....

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

ComicalGerald wrote:

Perhaps the 'kissing' actually meant 'sucking him off' and 'went deaf' means 'his penis perforated her eardrum through the back of her throat'.

Quote:

Tom Tucker: In local news, a sexy new trend has emerged at James Woods High.
Diane Simmons: That's right Tom, it appears that students have taken to having ear sex, in lieu of traditional intercourse.
Tom Tucker: Over two hundred reports of ear sex have been confirmed so far, prompting a new slogan, "Once you go Black, you go deaf".

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

Any hole's a goal.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Dunky McPondscum wrote:

JingleBellRock wrote:

But I'd imagine your reaction to it might make everyone in the vicinity slightly so.

Only because she's lost the thing stopping up her gob. I imagine life with Shin to be like this:

What the gibbering fuck is that from?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 15:01

Aphex Twin's "Come to Daddy" video.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 15:01

It scares me.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

Full thing here:

Warning: Not safe for anyone or anywhere.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 15:37

I want your soul.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

If you're bored, search Youtube for Chris Cunningham.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 16:23

I hate that advert thing :'(

scares the crap put of me! (Dimmers FEEX! FFS!!

)

I can't hear yooooou

Also that picture with the scary screaming dude made me think 'NOM NOMS! I EAT YOU GRANDMA!'

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 16:24

advert? What's Richard D James selling now?

SisterCheeba · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 260

Souls.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

He said selling, not harvesting.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 16:34

OT but following on: Check out Warp Films Rubber Johnny Vid.

Brrrrrrr

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 16:38

Good call.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 16:41

Sorry if this is crass but-I've probably just shit myself from watching the first few seconds. I am seriously going to be scared all day now-I can't watch anymore

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 16:46

No, Aphex Twin for the music. This is Crass

Jon · **Joined:** 2nd Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 225

Shinta Claus wrote:

Sorry if this is crass but-I've probably just shit myself from watching the first few seconds. I am seriously going to be scared all day now-I can't watch anymore

Watch the Windowlicker video from Aphex Twin instead, where a dance-double of the world's greatest cornishman erm, well, dances amongst lots of bikini clad women. Something for the ladies and the discerning gentlemen there. Whatever could be wrong with that?

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