Happy Birthday!

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:40

To Mr Christmas! Big 30 today, come on, spill your plans. And pics or it didn't happen

Hip hip hooray! Hope you have a fab day anyway. :metul:

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Goddess Jasmince Pie wrote:

To Mr Christmas!

I do not know anyone by that name, so I wish Craster Happy Birthday instead.

Happy birthday Craster, I've sent the badgergram to your house.

[Edit] Bugger, appears I made a mistake and ordered a Badergram. I'm afraid if you have stairs you may need to carry him.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:34

Happy birthday, Craster.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Um....not me. It's Mr Chris stepping off the abyss into middle age that we're celebrating today.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

And also Steve, it would appear.

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:49

Bon Anniversaire, Monsieur Chris

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16602

Happy middle age Chris, now sit back and enjoy hurtling toward your doom.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:08

Happy Birthday you owd sod ^.^*

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:29

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HOW OLD?

No wonder you're so immature

Happy Birthday Old edit: Baby Bean, have a splendid day.

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

Hmmmm - born in December, one letter away from Christ.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEBUS.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:34

Happy Birthday.

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:34

Happy Birthday!

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Cras Cringle wrote:

Um....not me. It's Mr Chris stepping off the abyss into middle age that we're celebrating today.

You can't fool me. Happy birthday.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:38

Happy birthday Crister!

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:39

Hippy Barthday!

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:41

Another 30-something to join the ranks. Happy Birthday!

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8653

Happy Birthday and welcome to 30 Mr Chris and Steve.
Don't worry, I'm not staying long. :'(

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38588

Merry Birthday to all, and to all a good [morning]!

Scarysheep3000 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:47

Happy birthdays!

Plissken · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:18

Felicitations on the anniversary of emerging from your mothers snip - not this early in the morning, Ed..

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Birthdays, yes, congratulations, yes, many happy returns, definitely.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:38

Happy Birthday Kissyfur!

I've kept the receipt if it doesn't fit you.

x

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:46

Zardasher wrote:

Happy Birthday Kissyfur!

I've kept the receipt if it doesn't fit you.

x

HAHAHAHA

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Haha, you know all those people who say life begins at 30? They're fucking lying. Welcome to middle age pal. I saved you a seat.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:16

It's forty, you numbnuts!
he says with his fingers crossed

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25846

Happy Birthday Mr Chris!!!

Have a fabulous day of birthday 'stuff' and tell us what you recieved!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:40

Mimistletoe wrote:

... and tell us what you recieved!

A pre-Christmas pegging no doubt.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Mimistletoe wrote:

Happy Birthday Mr Chris!!!

Have a fabulous day of birthday 'stuff' and tell us what you recieved!

You spelt received wrong as a gift, didn't you? You know how much Chris likes spelling.

Happy birthday you corrupt-with-power git

Runcle · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:51

Has no one seen Logan's Run? run away you daft sods before they catch and kill you.

Also happy birthday.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:06

mmmm, young Jenny Agutter. MMMMMMMM

NervousPete · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:19

Happy birthday Mr Christmas!

Any Calvin & Hobbes left you need to get?

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

Aye happy b day!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 14:02

Happy birthday Craster! You're much better than any lawyer.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 14:09

You recon he's still getting pegged in his Christmas cardy?

Cavey · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 14:44

Many happy returns old chap.

Now you can wear those slippers with pride... welcome to the old duffers' club! :hat:

Cavey

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38588

I can't wait to be a grown up. I already look upon those in their early twenties with scorn. Premature middle age FTW!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 15:19

I'm still waiting for pubes and I'm 34. The other boys will be laughing on the other sides of their faces when I eventually sprout.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Hullo! Thanks all. I have, so far, had an awesome day. I had a lie in til 9.30, then First Born helped me unwrap some presents, which included, amongst other things, a wonderful bottle of port, 36 Vallejo acrylic paints, a gorgeous picture, some Punisher Max graphic novels, a bean bag*, Unreal Tournament 3 and a copy of Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skull. After that I spent a good couple of hours charging round with the boys being Daddy Bear and then The Tickle Glub Monster, and then my in laws came round to babysit the boys while Mrs Chris took me out for a fabulous lunch in Nailsworth, which included pheasant salad, a chestnut and chocolate truffle cake and scads of top notch pinot grigio. We have now just finished a picnic dinner of cheeses, crackers, italian cooked meats and various other sundries, washed down with champagne.

We also wrote a letter of complaint to the BBC about their last minute decision to chuck Little Dorrit off in favour of some two hour programme repeating everything we already knew about Shannon Matthews' mum, so that was a fitting end to the day. I am now about to break open the new port, while listening to HMS Pinnafore in front of an open fire.

All in all - huzzah!

*I have been after one of those for years

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:03

Can't wait until I'm 30!!!

Glad you had a nice day ^.^

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Mr Christmas wrote:

We have now just finished a picnic dinner of cheeses, crackers, italian cooked meats and various other sundries, washed down with champagne.

We also wrote a letter of complaint to the BBC about their last minute decision to chuck Little Dorrit off in favour of some two hour programme repeating everything we already knew about Shannon Matthews' mum, so that was a fitting end to the day. I am now about to break open the new port, while listening to HMS Pinnafore in front of an open fire.

Just because Grim.. has pissed off doesn't mean you get to be him.

Unless you were him to begin with. Hmmm, a cunning rouse that would be.....

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38588

Mr Christmas wrote:

...a bean bag...

We have a mahoosive bean bag in the living room. It's ace. That is all.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Dec 05, 2008 13:48

Glad you had such a fantasic day Chris, it sounded pretty amazing.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Shinta Claus wrote:

Can't wait until I'm 30!!!

Glad you had a nice day ^.^

Remind me to remind you of that comment when you're 29 and have just over a fortnight to go before your next birthday.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25846

davprezzie wrote:

Mr Christmas wrote:

...a bean bag...

We have a mahoosive bean bag in the living room. It's ace. That is all.

Oooh! When you said 'bean bag' I thought you meant one of those little 4x4" ones you used to play catch with at junior school. i wondered why you might have wanted one of those for ages

Sounds like a perfect day to me, I am jealous.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38588

mines 6ft long, just long enough for me to stretch out on. best thing we ever bought

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25846

davprezzie wrote:

mines 6ft long, just long enough for me to stretch out on. best thing we ever bought

Penis extension? How's that work then? Do you have to spear it into the ground and balance the rest of your weight horizontally?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38588

ah you've seen the youtube video? It has a stand.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25846

davprezzie wrote:

ah you've seen the youtube video? It has a stand.

Oh, that makes sense now

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Dec 05, 2008 20:14

Zio-lent Night wrote:

Shinta Claus wrote:

Can't wait until I'm 30!!!

Glad you had a nice day ^.^

Remind me to remind you of that comment when you're 29 and have just over a fortnight to go before your next birthday.

4 years-ish until then

Be Excellent To Each Other

Happy Birthday!

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