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MaliA
 Post subject: NEW! LAW AND ORDER
PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 13:55 
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Given the low literacy levels of the masses, would it not be easier jsut to sew a gold star onto their coats?

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Gah! I thought you meant the TV series. Unless it was SVU, in which case you can keep it.
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I do not condone this plan.
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MaliA wrote:
Given the low literacy levels of the masses, would it not be easier jsut to sew a gold star onto their coats?


"Worked for us!" - Hitler.

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 Post subject: Re: NEW! LAW AND ORDER
PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 14:06 
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some scumbag criminal forced to wear one wrote:
"We have got a board... already saying who we are, so why should we be pointed out like saying we are all criminals and stuff? People know it already, so why make it even worse."


Because, like, you shouldn't have gone and done what you did and stuff, like. Bruv.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 14:12 
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MetalAngel wrote:
some scumbag criminal forced to wear one wrote:
"We have got a board... already saying who we are, so why should we be pointed out like saying we are all criminals and stuff? People know it already, so why make it even worse."


Because, like, you shouldn't have gone and done what you did and stuff, like. Bruv.


I would suggest some sort of rough music punishment, but that's what the kids over by the shops do to our neighbourhood every night.

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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: NEW! LAW AND ORDER
PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 14:14 
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Dimrill wrote:
MetalAngel wrote:
some scumbag criminal forced to wear one wrote:
"We have got a board... already saying who we are, so why should we be pointed out like saying we are all criminals and stuff? People know it already, so why make it even worse."


Because, like, you shouldn't have gone and done what you did and stuff, like. Bruv.



I would suggest some sort of rough music punishment, but that's what the kids over by the shops do to our neighbourhood every night.


That was on HIGNFY on Friday.

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Was it? I haven't watched an HIGNFY for about 3 series now :S

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Was it? I haven't watched an HIGNFY for about 3 series now :S


The short of it was "Teenage criminals made to listen to Barry Manilow for an hour, 4 times a year, if any of them like a song, it gets removed from the playlist."

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Ah, they did not suggest that the hullabaloo caused my teenage ruffians outside the shops situated over the road from me, were exercising a form of archaic community punishment against me for alleged misdemeanors, then? Like I did.

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'Community Payback' sounds like a 16-bit beat-em-up.
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kalmar
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Dimrill wrote:
Ah, they did not suggest that the hullabaloo caused my teenage ruffians outside the shops situated over the road from me, were exercising a form of archaic community punishment against me for alleged misdemeanors, then? Like I did.


Alleged misdemeanors?
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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: NEW! LAW AND ORDER
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Dimrill wrote:
Ah, they did not suggest that the hullabaloo caused my teenage ruffians outside the shops situated over the road from me, were exercising a form of archaic community punishment against me for alleged misdemeanors, then? Like I did.



My misunderstanding. APologies.

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I am all in favour of newsagents playing opera, chamber music and fine orchestral works. It deters young ne'er-do-wells and has the bonus of being a pleasing accompanient for the educated shopper.

If they play Barry Manilow I shall burn the place down, however. After stealing things. And sniffing glue.

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Much as I don't like this idea for all sorts of libertarian reasons, the idea that my neighbours have to do their 100 hours in flourescent bibs really tickles my sense of vengeance.

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Plissken wrote:
Much as I don't like this idea for all sorts of libertarian reasons, the idea that my neighbours have to do their 100 hours in flourescent bibs really tickles my sense of vengeance.


(snip - Jacqui Smith)

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