Be Excellent To Each Other

I go away for ages and when I come back for a look everyone is behaving exactly the same as they did when I went away.

I mean it's a poorly written forum where no one ever changes or develops or confronts deep personal inner truths.

The plot is arse too.

There's gonna be one hell of a twist at the end though.

My deep personal inner truth is that I think Thomsedavi is a magical fairy who steals happiness and uses it to make underwear for himself. It was quite a shock confronting that, I can tell you.

Happiness Pants would be kind of awesome, mind.

if people changed all the time then the forum would be harsh and confusing. The avatar revolution of the last few weeks was enough for me.

The rules are simple: "no hugging, no learning".

Shame, I do like a good hug. And seeing as a lot of us are older than Myp, I suspect a time-travel twist is involved

It's going to be brilliant - since that move from WoS our budget has tripled. More PEW PEW and fewer badly constructed sets.

when do we move into syndication? That's when the big bucks roll in!

You don't get much PEW PEW for £6/mnth.

*Sings* Shave and a haircut, two pounds.

Not if someone else is using *your* happiness to gird their loins.

"Suck on my freshly girded loins..."

I just don't think I could cope wth my childhood memories of playing with Lego being nestled between some Kiwi's arse cheeks.

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"I enjoyed it"

yes, but in case you didn't notice i'm much better at picking locks nowadays

You'll know we're really in trouble when Cavey and Mrrrr Chrrr finally get married. It'll be Daphne and Niles all over again.

Shit man, I'm well up for it. I bet he'll fall for my car and infinite charms.

I have no character.

Were you aware that a small percentage of us are Cylons?

To become Skynet.

BETEO Skynet's rubbish terminator, taken sometime in the near future.

Nice choice of Jack Daniels as groin plate.

Admit it, you'd fellate it, wouldn't you lad?

And you'd swallow.

Shouldn't the BETEO show have been picked up by an American network and off us had sexy makeovers that left us attractive to the eye but ultimately shallow and shamelessly crowd pleasing?

Christ, I was hoping so.

It's the inevitable cross-over show with ["Linda Barker" -Ed.] we should fear most.

In a desperate attempt to improve their "Ratings" no doubt.

Don't forget that next Friday is the dress rehearsal for the Christmas special.

"Places people! .....aaaaaaaaaaand jazz hands!!!"

x

fuck em I thought that was jude law in AI at first.