WI to look for grot ads

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:48

Seriously.

Ministers want the WI to scan local papers looking for adverts for massage parlours and the like (looking for words like 'new girls', 'Easern European girls','New girls every week'), and report them to the editors to stop them advertising, and stop prostitution.

This is getting beyond farce.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:50

Why don't we get someone in our own country to do this? Surely Jamaica and Trinidad have better things to do with their time.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:51

myoptika wrote:

Jamaica

No, she enjoys it and does it of her own accord.

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:53

If only the paper based search capabilities of the WI could be harnessed for good.

I expect the WI will get fed up with the drudge work, and get some illegal workers from Eastern Europe to do it anyway.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38597

i can just picture a load of blue rinses thumbing through the daily star and ringing the numbers to make sure 'Hello dear. No I'm not horny, not since my Gerald passed. No I'm not a bad girl. Do you like biscuits?'

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38597

How about: "Wii to look for grot ads"? A new channel perhaps?

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

The WI can stop now I've found her.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25866

MaliA wrote:

Seriously.

Ministers want the WI to scan local papers looking for adverts for massage parlours and the like (looking for words like 'new girls', 'Easern European girls','New girls every week'), and report them to the editors

What. because the editors can't spot them themselves, or is it the wrath of the WI that will win the war over 'Grot(bags)'.

Scumbag was a slang term for a used condom, Grotbags always makes me think of this.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Prostitution isn't, of course, currently illegal. Lots of activities surrounding it are, but it's still not (yet) illegal to hand someone some money in exchange for having sex with them.

Jon · **Joined:** 2nd Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 225

Mr Chris wrote:

But it's still not (yet) illegal to hand someone some money in exchange for having sex with them.

In fact, the church positively encourage one form of this which goes by the archaic term "marriage".

Sorry, had to get that out of my system. Somewhere where my soon-ish to be wife wont see it. I hope.

GazChap · **Posted:** Tue Nov 25, 2008 13:04

Jon wrote:

Sorry, had to get that out of my system. Somewhere where my soon-ish to be wife wont see it. I hope.

Don't count on it. Shin ended up here quite by accident, after all.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Nov 25, 2008 13:10

GazChap wrote:

Don't count on it. Shin ended up here quite by accident, after all.

If you believe that, you'll believe anything. :DD

Jon · **Joined:** 2nd Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 225

Jon wrote:

Sorry, had to get that out of my system. Somewhere where my soon-ish to be wife wont see it. I hope.

About 20 mins after that post, she was stood in front of my desk. It takes approximately that long to get here from our house, dependent on buses. She didn't mention anything though. I'm still scared.

EDIT : Deleting the wrong quotes makes you look silly.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Nov 25, 2008 13:39

That's scary. I bet Shin didn't even know where you work.

Jon · **Joined:** 2nd Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 225

myoptika wrote:

That's scary. I bet Shin didn't even know where you work.

I deleted the wrong quote, duh. I'll go correct it. Mainly so as not to tempt fate.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Nov 25, 2008 14:00

I was so tempted to abuse my position there, but refrained.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Nov 25, 2008 18:31

GazChap wrote:

Jon wrote:

Sorry, had to get that out of my system. Somewhere where my soon-ish to be wife wont see it. I hope.

Don't count on it. Shin ended up here quite by accident, after all.

And then accidentally moved in with you...

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Nov 25, 2008 18:33

Jon wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

But it's still not (yet) illegal to hand someone some money in exchange for having sex with them.

In fact, the church positively encourage one form of this which goes by the archaic term "marriage".

Sorry, had to get that out of my system. Somewhere where my soon-ish to be wife wont see it. I hope.

Late to the party, but: Wow! You're married and still have sex?!

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Nov 25, 2008 18:37

Dimrill wrote:

Jon wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

But it's still not (yet) illegal to hand someone some money in exchange for having sex with them.

In fact, the church positively encourage one form of this which goes by the archaic term "marriage".

Sorry, had to get that out of my system. Somewhere where my soon-ish to be wife wont see it. I hope.

Late to the party, but: Wow! You're married and still have sex?!

Dimrill, where do babies come from?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Nov 25, 2008 18:38

Duh! Elbows. Everyone knows that.

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Nov 25, 2008 18:43

MaliA wrote:

GazChap wrote:

Don't count on it. Shin ended up here quite by accident, after all.

And then accidentally moved in with you...

And Dudley. And Joans. And Goddess Jasmine.
I may be the only person on the forum Shin hasn't moved in with :'(

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8653

Give it time.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Nov 25, 2008 18:47

kalmar wrote:

MaliA wrote:

GazChap wrote:

Don't count on it. Shin ended up here quite by accident, after all.

And then accidentally moved in with you...

And Dudley. And Joans. And Goddess Jasmine.
I may be the only person on the forum Shin hasn't moved in with :'(

MaliTowers is a secure unit.

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:22

For noooow ^.^

Kalmar-I'll be coming your way sometime, so I can live wiv yoo for a little bit

Yaaaay

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