Do you believe in rock 'n' roll?

Hain · **Joined:** 5th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 34

I was pacing up and down the landing, just thinking about how rock 'n' roll figures into this here life.

A smoky world of acceleration and dark rooms. Quite exciting.

Believe?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I'm possibly not alone when I ask:

What in the name of Jesus Christ's Big Bucket of Holy Fried Chicken are you on about?

NervousPete · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 15:54

I'm really sorry to have to tell you this, because like everyone when I was a child I thought the same... but no, really your parents are to blame, they should have told you long ago...

There's no such thing as rock 'n' roll.

I'm really, very sorry. Chin up.

Plissken · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 16:07

No, and I also don't believe in life after love.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 16:10

Nor do I believe that for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.

I mean, look at New Orleans, FFS!

Hain · **Joined:** 5th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 34

There is rock 'n' roll. You are the scum, you make the sky grey, you eat away at young women's minds, you make rooms dark, you take the sugar out of sunny D, you make social situations uncomfortable, you take away all the jobs, you make chores, you take money, you give us strokes and YOU bring me down.

Having three wanks in the space of about two hours makes you dizzy.

Blucey · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1981

Hain wrote:

I was pacing up and down the landing, just thinking about how rock 'n' roll figures into this here life.

A smoky world of acceleration and dark rooms. Quite exciting.

Believe?

how many gigs you been to, D?

Hain · **Joined:** 5th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 34

None, you don't need gigs, what is a gig? A gig. Rock 'n' Roll is not about greys in a room, talking talking talking talking talking talking talking, uncomfortable. It's not about THEM people. It's THEM carbonated drinks stored in a cool place out of direct sunlight. Best served chilled.

The ME in THEM, That's not ME!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 16:20

I believe in the power of American Natives.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 16:21

I like Hain lots. Do continue

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 16:23

Hain wrote:

None, you don't need gigs, what is a gig? A gig.

It's short for Guinea pIG

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 16:23

*Consults Hains Manual*

As I thought, his big end's blown.

Scarysheep3000 · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 16:25

I believe that children are our future.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Scarysheep3000 wrote:

I believe that children are our future.

But not our children's children because I don't think children should be having sex.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 16:28

Everyone is...

Hain · **Joined:** 5th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 34

The yellow leaves, they are not rock 'n' roll. They are rock 'n' roll, behind glass.

Monopoly money bluetacked to the ceiling, talcum powder on reebok tracksuit bottoms. I'm sorry there are too many scratches on this one, we can't take it, we can't take it, we can't take it, stock is full. I have seen hell THREE TIMES.

Don't look at me when I eat, half of my face is still paralysed so it is quite difficult.

Plissken · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 16:37

Scarysheep3000 wrote:

I believe that children are our future.

And old people are the past. Which means the present is mine.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 16:43

Listen Here Wolfchild
I Speak To You Of The Science Of Mythology
I Speak Of Maverick Deviation
The Psychotronic Love Commandos
We Shall Be Drunken Stars
We Shall Fear Nothing
Demand The Impossible
Dream Your Destiny
Defy The Logic Of Alphabets
I Slayed The King Of The Wolves
Nothing Is Impossible

Blucey · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1981

Hain wrote:

None, you don't need gigs, what is a gig? A gig. Rock 'n' Roll is not about greys in a room, talking talking talking talking talking talking talking, uncomfortable. It's not about THEM people. It's THEM carbonated drinks stored in a cool place out of direct sunlight. Best served chilled.

The ME in THEM, That's not ME!

also

Hain wrote:

A smoky world of acceleration and dark rooms. Quite exciting.

watching live footage on Youtube does not equal a smoky world of acceleration and dark rooms.

that said, last time I saw Fugazi I was sat down for the whole thing... and it was amazing.

Hain · **Joined:** 5th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 34

Hey Tony, a dark acceleration smoke room is not where gigs are held. You misunderstand, you misunderstand.

Miss, you must understand. You need a Miss. Understand in your life, you need a girlfriend.

Rock 'n' Roll, it's not music, it's not guitars, it's not popular ROCK ICONS such as JOHNNU-RENNON-SAN or SHIDO-VISHASHUNEE-SAN or KURTU COBAINU-SAN ME AM STUPID FOREIGNER ME, MY DAD IS CAR.

I DARAWU PICTAROU OFFU MAI FAVOURITOU ROCKU SUTAR!

BOOB-SAN NOTU TOO GURETOU! BUT I HAVE BIGGU SMILEU!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 17:30

Hain wrote:

There is rock 'n' roll. You are the scum, you make the sky grey, you eat away at young women's minds, you make rooms dark, you take the sugar out of sunny D, you make social situations uncomfortable, you take away all the jobs, you make chores, you take money, you give us strokes and YOU bring me down.

You make pigs smoke. You feed beef burgers to swans. You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And in these sheds you have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 17:37

They gasp through erg with their eyes of rectangle. Platitudes, Cynthia.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Wednesday! Look at the cows, Madeline!

Hain · **Joined:** 5th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 34

\^_^/ PHIL \^_^/

It's boredom, be my pals.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 18:11

Drum crab! *bdudndmmdumdmdm TISH*

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 18:36

Curiosity wrote:

Hain wrote:

There is rock 'n' roll. You are the scum, you make the sky grey, you eat away at young women's minds, you make rooms dark, you take the sugar out of sunny D, you make social situations uncomfortable, you take away all the jobs, you make chores, you take money, you give us strokes and YOU bring me down.

You make pigs smoke. You feed beef burgers to swans. You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And in these sheds you have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small.

I've seen someone on TV do that. I'm thinking Bill Bailey or The guy that doesn't do TV much, dresses in drag, and has just had a show cancelled in America - "The Rich" or something.

Malc

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Nov 13, 2008 18:40

Or Alan Partridge vs Chris Morris.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38609

am I stoned? I'm obviously not rawk enough for this this thread.

"There are no fire exits! I'm out here, you lesbians enjoy your deathtrap!"

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Fucks sake! I'm never going to get that coveted title of 'Forum Mental' at this rate!

Da5e · **Posted:** Fri Nov 14, 2008 13:41

Rock 'n' Roll is noise pollution

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

The guy that doesn't do TV much, dresses in drag, and has just had a show cancelled in America - "The Rich" or something.

Eddie Izzard.

Jon · **Joined:** 2nd Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 225

Hain wrote:

Believe?

I didn't. But then, I saw her face.

Malc · **Posted:** Fri Nov 14, 2008 14:10

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

The guy that doesn't do TV much, dresses in drag, and has just had a show cancelled in America - "The Rich" or something.

Eddie Izzard.

Thanks. I could have googled it, but cba and the name was on the metaphorical tip of my metaphorical tongue

Malc

ltia · **Posted:** Fri Nov 14, 2008 14:55

Fan-bloody-tastic.

Be Excellent To Each Other

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