Be Excellent To Each Other

A FUN STORY

Yup, it's a story in a "choose your own adventure" stylee, but when you get the a bit that hasn't been written yet you get to write it.
It's a bit small at the moment, obv, but it will get bigger as more people play.


Go!

Er, it's only had minimal testing too, so expect shit to break.

HA! Brilliant.

BEST. IDEA. EVER.

Fuck me, I get eaten. I lose at my own game

Ha - sorry. That was me.

Pleasingly, the back button seems to be the hi-tech equivalent of keeping your thumb in the pages.

A friend of mine did this quite a few years ago (for York Writers as I recall). It became absolutely massive and full of filth. Let's hope this one goes the same way, eh chaps?

This is sexcellent.

Did he do it because everyone was arguing on a forum?

I added stuff!

This is an absolutely wonderful idea, grim...

Best thing ever/10

Grim...

You're really spoiling us this week. First the BEEX Swear Blog of Awesome, now the choose-your-own-adventure. It's almost as if we're your subjects in some twisted psychology study. More please.

You cunt.



Malc

Hey, one of the best arguments we've had in ages, man.

Do you know what would be good, if you could link to previous pages. Otherwise it's going to be like a family tree and get far too many forks.

Malc

It does seem to have resulted in me hacking off Crasters Pubes, which is never a good thing.

It's a well known philosophical thought experiment, that. Not quite as bad as the Dimrill's Dried Up Mimsy Supremacy, though.

This is ace!! I've no doubt it's going to be hundreds of pages worth by the time I come back tomorrow evening!

There were two 8 bit Adrian Mole adventure games that were multiple choice.

I've just added a load.

Plus The Archers and Yes, Prime Minster.

Oh I forgot Yes Prime Minister. I had that. It was rather amusing.

I didn't realise there were two Adrian Mole games. I had the one that came with the free book. I also had Yes Prime Minister too but I was too young to have a clue what to do in it.

Fucking great - I manage to get one right before clicking on the "this ends the story box" and therefore having an abrupt end to my train of rambling.

That's great!

Um....I got attacked by a rubber cock...and then I fought back with mine!!

I can't think what to write now....the dildo'ing was pretty awesome in itself

EDIT: Just added a part also

Thank you, the dildo battle was mine, but it was set up by someone else. Someone disturbed.

AMAZING!

I don't think that was me, though I have vague recollections of something to do with a scorpion and policeman.

Ah, it was Craster that set up the presence of the dildo. No surprise there.

/bows

I how ever might have set up one more instance!

I just continued the scorpion and policeman story line.

not very far you didn't

Malc

I lost it.

I keep doing that with story lines.

I finished a part of it, it's going really well though!
Ah-Well done Craster!

You don't know that. It could be some other ginger-bearded mod with a badger fetish.

Something tells me that the person who wrote about the naked ginger man running in and rubbing had you very firmly in mind when writing that.

I do find it amusing that "Somebody called "Dimrill" PM's you asking if you would like to come and see his Granny's Dry Crack. " is enough to end the game. As compared to being eaten, or dying.l

Currently 254 pages with 78 endings.

Whew!

I haven't died yet-I'm stuck though so I'll have to write another bit
Amazing idea btw

I'm pleased I've managed to squeeze in a reference to Hugo Myatt from 80's kids TV show, Knightmare. Without that the adventure was somewhat lacking.

This is nice.

Anyone looking at political porn dies. There is no escape from this fate.

That seems pretty reasonable.

There's some very strange stuff buried away in the corners.

So has anyone seen Hustler's "Who's Nailin' Palin" yet? It's very moving.

Oooh I think we'll need direct links to the more interesting stuff