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Who can come up with the best Google Adwords?

A nice client is paying me to set up their Google advertising campaign, and I thought we could do one for this site.
If you don't know how it works, you choose some keywords and then if someone searches for your keywords your little advert appears on the right-hand side of the Google page (maybe - the more popular the words the less likely they will appear).
So, I'm opening it up to you lucky beexers to come up with suggestions. So far I have 'video games forum' and 'console games forum'. One keyword (or keyphrase) each.
Whoever has the best click-through ratio at the end of the month (or when the money runs out) wins!

'Achievement whore'

Stuart Campbell

Sex

Brittany Spears

Lesbian

Where cabbage fears to veg.

Am I doing this right?

What do they win? A DVD OF THEIR CHOICE*!

*From the list of DVDs that I own two of**

**This includes Series 4 of Battlestar Galactica, though

EDIT

Maddie

Unfunny in-jokes

CLEEK

Cock off

Fagballs

Mypsywypsywoowoo

MRSA

BZZT!
Choose one, please!

Burt tank.

911 Conspiracy

ONE EACH, YOU CHEATS!

Kern

Burttank is one word, dick.

Here's my real one:

Online gaming for people who aren't American children.

Helicopter

Okay, so, from now, choose as many as you like, but only the one you embolden will count towards your score. And feel free to choose one someone else has already said, as long as they haven't emboldened it.

Grim...

Orangutan

If you need any help with Adwords, I piss around with it for a living.

If I was serious, I would of course seek your council.
That being said - you'd better win this, then

Excellent surely

Law and games and swears.

Actually, getting technical for a moment - I've set my max CPC to a hearty 15p. Thoughts?

I'm not sure you understand - the winner is the person with the most clicks, not the most impressions. So someone will search for something with "the" in, our ad (in the first post) will be shown, then they have to click on it for you to get a 'point'.

Point taken.
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It really depends on the keywords. It's usually a good idea to set your max CPC high for the first week or so to get your click through rate up (CTR). That'll increase your quality score, reducing your minimum bid in the long run.

Obviously, I don't know what field you're advertising in so I don't know if 15 pence is high. In the field I work in, 15p is really low. We're looking at over £1 a click for some keywords!

edit: Ah, you're advertising BEEX. I imagine video games are pretty competitive keyword wise, so 15p is probably a little low. BUT, set it high at your peril! You can easily spend some serious cash in Adwords without meaning to. Make sure you've set a daily budget you can afford. And careful if you're putting keywords on broadmatch, for example "video games" will show up on all manner of search results on broadmatch.

Try something like "online gaming community". If you want to check keyword competitivity, there's a handy Adwords tool here: https://adwords.google.co.uk/select/KeywordToolExternal

Jeebus cocking Christ.

excellent adventure

hoping to get bill and ted, and travel fans.

Modified Mafia Scum

Malc

Nah, that won't work.

Hahaha, let's draw them in with downright lies!

Hewn from raw awesome.

Or - let's read the rules and only choose one

Fable 2 Farcry 2 fallout 3

Yeah, just pick one douchebag.

I BAGGSEYED FALLOUT 3 SO NAFF ORF!

Hm, which to choose, "Bad court thingy" or "MR * FACE".

Given the 'y', MR * FACE. It does wildcards, right? If not, Bad court thingy.

Grim...

What do I win?