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 Post subject: Re: Royal Mail/courier company moany moany thread
PostPosted: Thu Oct 03, 2024 11:54 
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‘Delivery attempted’ proof photo I’ve just received whilst waiting in for this parcel.

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 Post subject: Re: Royal Mail/courier company moany moany thread
PostPosted: Thu Oct 03, 2024 12:32 
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"We were unable to deliver your parcel as our delivery driver was sucked into an infinite void of never-ending nothingness"


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 03, 2024 12:37 
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Squirt wrote:
"We were unable to deliver your parcel as our delivery driver was sucked into an infinite void of never-ending nothingness"

But don’t worry as he’ll definitely be ok to deliver tomorrow.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 03, 2024 13:46 
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Squirt wrote:
our delivery driver was sucked into an infinite void of never-ending nothingness

He's trapped in the back of his van?


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 03, 2024 18:35 
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GazChap wrote:
Squirt wrote:
our delivery driver was sucked into an infinite void of never-ending nothingness

He's trapped in the back of his van?


He went to Redditch by mistake


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2025 15:20 
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My friendly local postie repeatedly swore at me today because I struggled to turn the key in my door for four or maybe five seconds because my front door wasn’t ‘fucking working and he hasn’t got all fucking day’.

He then continued to swear at me whilst taking a parcel.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2025 15:25 
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Mimi wrote:
My friendly local postie repeatedly swore at me today because I struggled to turn the key in my door for four or maybe five seconds because my front door wasn’t ‘fucking working and he hasn’t got all fucking day’.

He then continued to swear at me whilst taking a parcel.

Do you have a video doorbell? Do you want to get someone fired today?


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2025 17:22 
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I do have a video doorbell.

I don’t want to get anyone fired. I do want him to be better though. He is consistently rude.

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