Bits and Bobs 51

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

The real story behind the myth of Area 51

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Another day, another @fesshole entry to make me chuckle, although in this case it was one particular response that set me off.

"Started flirting and then sexting with a handsome colleague months ago. We're both unhappily married. It's been incredibly hot. We finally fucked on Friday and he was 'done' in less than 30s. I'm devastated. It's over. Loser."

Replying to
@fesshole
Finally being close to your hairy sack of magic probably finished him off.

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5379

Warhead wrote:

The real story behind the myth of Area 51

Nice link, ta.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Dr Zoidberg wrote:

Warhead wrote:

The real story behind the myth of Area 51

Nice link, ta.

You're too kind.

It was a gift.

Asked Duck-Duck-go search for references to '51' and up it popped.

GazChap · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2020 14:34

I have a pair of Bluetooth headphones (Lindy BNX-60s, fact fans!) which I want to use with my (Windows 10) PC.

I can connect it all up to Bluetooth fine, and the PC detects both the headphones and the headset, setting them up as output and input devices accordingly.

However, if I have my current input device set to the microphone on the headphones, then I get no audio at all through the headphones themselves - i.e. people can hear me talk (just) but I can't hear anything back.

If I set the input device to be my webcam's microphone, I can hear audio again.

Is this likely to be a weird incompatibility with my headphones, or is there a setting I can change in Windows that will fix this?

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Yes, change the Windows setting to Windows 7.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14513

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

My first first post. I'm so proud.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14513

Warhead wrote:

My first first post. I'm so proud.

Shhh - it should have been Devilman

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2020 14:25

Can't get the staff.

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2020 14:56

zaphod79 wrote:

Warhead wrote:

My first first post. I'm so proud.

Shhh - it should have been Devilman

I did wonder that, but I couldn't remember for certain so I just figured I'd let someone else do it

miki · **Joined:** 30th Apr, 2011 **Posts:** 1458 **Location:** NL

GazChap your avatar is amazing :luv:

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2020 18:55

miki wrote:

GazChap your avatar is amazing :luv:

A question in Malc's quiz last night reminded me that I'd had my gorilla one for ages and should probably change it!

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

devilman wrote:

zaphod79 wrote:

Warhead wrote:

My first first post. I'm so proud.

Shhh - it should have been Devilman

I did wonder that, but I couldn't remember for certain so I just figured I'd let someone else do it

Ooo, er, I forgot all about the roolz and just saw 50 sitting there and after three days the new one hadn't appeared.

I've moved from proud to ashamed. :'(

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5379

I’ve had sat in my loft for years, a brand new PSOne console. At the time I got it, I could have bought boxes of them but thought that would be silly.

I put it on eBay last weekend and it’s over £200 with a few days to go.

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2020 20:44

Is that the little Psone? £200! Wow... I've got one of those with the official screen and it's a delightful little console.

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2020 21:00

I bought a Psone from Dixons for £10 the year before the Wii came out (cheap Christmas gift), still have it now with about 10 games.

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5379

TheVision wrote:

Is that the little Psone? £200! Wow... I've got one of those with the official screen and it's a delightful little console.

Yep, that's the beastie. I think I only paid ten or twenty quid for it

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Oct 15, 2020 12:14

My Boiler cover is up for renewal, last year was £18 a month, renewal is £47.

Rang them:

K - my policy seems to have gone up by 150%
HS - Yes your 12 month introductory offer is up, we can do it for £36
K - Your website says £22, for the plan.
HS - That is for new customers.
K - British Gas is £22,
HS - New customer offer.
K - Does anyone actually renew?
HS - Shall we cancel your renewal?
K - Let me think!!!
HS - if you cancel today it is free, if you wait till the 23rd when your policy runs out, it will be £18
K - Are you making stuff up now?

Just going to shop around.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Mimi would probably knit you one for nowt.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26016

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26016

This is one of the worst IG adverts I have ever seen. Scottish widows have released an ageing filter, and for some reason are advertising it. But they are advertising it on this young model even though it clearly does NOT work with her skin colour, and just gives her a sort of greyish beard.

And now she is convincingly 71.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38639

Happy TheVision Day!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2020 11:31

Hap-pie Birthday, TheVision!

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2020 11:58

Happy Birthday TheVision!

Giphy "thevision":
https://media0.giphy.com/media/CpCabm3Fek6VW/giphy-loop.mp4

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22387

Giphy "happy birthday the vision":
https://media4.giphy.com/media/TjYU08JbGjA49oDiWd/giphy-loop.mp4

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22387

Well now... that's a thing

myp · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2020 12:34

Trooper wrote:

Well now... that's a thing

Before it was coopted by the Nazis, the swastika was a spiritual image in Indian cultures.

Jem · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2020 12:38

Happy birthday TheVision

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22387

Mr Chonks wrote:

Trooper wrote:

Well now... that's a thing

Before it was coopted by the Nazis, the swastika was a spiritual image in Indian cultures.

Thanks Captain Obvious

myp · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2020 12:47

Trooper wrote:

Mr Chonks wrote:

Trooper wrote:

Well now... that's a thing

Before it was coopted by the Nazis, the swastika was a spiritual image in Indian cultures.

Thanks Captain Obvious

You seemed confused. Glad to have helped

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2020 13:04

Happy birthday, the Vision!

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2020 15:44

Thanks everyone! I've spent the day playing Halo ODST, working and being shouted at by the kids.

Just another day really then!

NervousPete · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2020 23:29

Happy birthday to you, TheVision! I hope you have a tasty beer to crack open and some traditional space lego sets to play with, or some such.

NervousPete · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2020 23:31

Big 7.5 Alaskan earthquake out to sea has just happened. Tsunami warnings pinging. Thanks for the update, 2020. Happily this seems to be a strike-slip rather than a mega-thrust earthquake, so a proper tsunami is less likely. I remember one false warning a couple of years ago from a similar Alaskan event. Still, bit concerning.

Edit: Phew. In keeping with its strike-slip status, only a dinky 2 foot high tsunami reported at the nearest settlement several hundred miles away. Looks like the crisis be over.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Oct 21, 2020 21:54

So, it would seem that this is an appropriate basis of system of government for paying to park a car!!

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10158

50p - "it'd be a terrible shame if you came back to find your car had a sword in it"

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

You have to admit, it’s nice, clear signage.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:47

Do you get your 50p back if you remove the sword?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Oct 22, 2020 8:27

Quite sad I missed this major news article last year.

https://www.newsweek.com/fire-bull-seme ... ia-1459673

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 22, 2020 8:34

From 50p! Damn weasel words.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Dimrill wrote:

Quite sad I missed this major news article last year.

https://www.newsweek.com/fire-bull-seme ... ia-1459673

Biggest ever bukake event.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 22, 2020 12:37

Dimrill wrote:

Quite sad I missed this major news article last year.

https://www.newsweek.com/fire-bull-seme ... ia-1459673

Beef Jerky

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Oct 22, 2020 13:29

https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2020/ ... CcSruBrRec

Alcohol free Guinness.. at last

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 22, 2020 14:56

KovacsC wrote:

https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2020/10/diageo-launches-alcohol-free-guinness/?fbclid=IwAR0UHEubCLtmxpODhfL8AjTMGtSBUFuo38vQ3vYffRpaFQblGCcSruBrRec

Alcohol free Guinness.. at last

Amazing!

devilman · **Posted:** Tue Oct 27, 2020 18:24

This house certainly justifies the use of the 3D walkthrough option. Certainly makes my home feel tidy in comparison.

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5379

I knew what that was going to be before I clicked the link.
It's quite something. A huge building for the money though

JBR · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 3300

Like a proper mystery tour.

Lovely stuff to flog.

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Given the state of it, I like this optimism. One day, ma. One day.

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Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Oct 27, 2020 21:33

Did you find the porn near the freaky bath?

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:42

Hearing Georgia Mann say "Wetwang" when reading out the weather this morning on Radio 3 has truly made my day.

Be Excellent To Each Other

Bits and Bobs 51
Where IS area 51?

Who is online

Be Excellent To Each Other

Bits and Bobs 51 Where IS area 51?

Who is online

Bits and Bobs 51
Where IS area 51?