WHY THE FUCK AMI SO FAT?!

  1. Step One1

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    Make the pan hot. Hot.

  2. Step Two2

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    Fill the pan with bacon.

  3. Step Three3

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    Butter two slices of bread.

  4. Step Four4

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    Add a little cheese.

  5. Step Five5

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    The bacon is ready!

  6. Step Six6

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    INSERT INTO `sandwich` VALUES ('bacon');

  7. Step Seven7

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    BACK TO THE PAN, SANDWICH BITCH!

  8. Step Eight8

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    om nom nom nom nom

  9. Step Nine9

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    Season and serve with pre-packed side salad.

Salade et un sandwich au bácon