WHY THE FUCK AMI SO FAT?!
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Step One1
Make the pan hot. Hot. -
Step Two2
Fill the pan with bacon. -
Step Three3
Butter two slices of bread. -
Step Four4
Add a little cheese. -
Step Five5
The bacon is ready! -
Step Six6
INSERT INTO `sandwich` VALUES ('bacon'); -
Step Seven7
BACK TO THE PAN, SANDWICH BITCH! -
Step Eight8
om nom nom nom nom -
Step Nine9
Season and serve with pre-packed side salad.