Xmas Scum Day One

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:27

It’s Christmas soon! The elves are getting the presents ready, Rudolph is preparing to lead his team out on his sleigh, and Santa has made his list and will soon be checking it twice.

But what’s this? Three dead elves! Oh no! The Mafia have infiltrated the North Pole and are going to try to steal Christmas! they must be stopped, and you are just the bunch of elves to do it.

If only it were that easy, though. There are more obstacles and impediments to having a Happy Xmas than you would have thought.

But you can do it! This is Xmas! We must have a happy ending!

[playerlist]
Cras Kringle
zaphod79
KovacsC
Grim...
gospvg
GazChap
SilentNight
Santanalian
Bobbyaro
Squirt
Trooper
sdg
Mr Russell Sprouts
Nickachu
Joans
DavPaz
Sharp Suit
Goddess Jasmine
[/playerlist]

18 Elves present. 10 votes needed to put someone on the NAUGHTY LIST!

There are, in addition to the rules thread, 0-2 secret roles.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

TRALALALALALALALALA

gospvg · **Joined:** 7th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 2306

Yawn .. opens the curtains

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:47

[vote:KovacsC]

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:48

On top of all this, someone has stolen my jangling hat. Motherfuckers.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

Morning - busy Elf this morning so wont be able to talk much but i'm here and shocked at the evil invasion !

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:03

Grim... wrote:

[vote:KovacsC]

you nasty elf!!

Santa won't be happy at all....

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:10

Santa will understand that I'm testing the vote counter.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14416

Three dead? THE HORROR.

Also, merry Christmas everyone! I'm getting a tree later. The lights went up early for everyone this year, didn't they? The recession is over; let's spend, spend, spend! I'm over £400 quid into my overdraft! Yay! FFS.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12337

Merry Christmas!
Apart from the three dead elves, so sad...

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:34

All these killings are bad for my elf.

nickachu · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:34

Three dead elves? What is this carnage?

Best bet back to work making presents.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:35

nickachu wrote:

Three dead elves? What is this carnage?

Best bet back to work making presents.

[vote:nickachu]

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

GazChap wrote:

All these killings are bad for my elf.

[vote:GazChap]

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12337

Cras Kringle wrote:

GazChap wrote:

All these killings are bad for my elf.

[vote:GazChap]

Call the National Elf Service!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

[Vote:Mr Russell Sprouts]

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38659

Oh Noes! Killings! Their bad for your health!
I hope we'll band together, not everyone for them s-elfs!

nickachu · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:05

KovacsC wrote:

nickachu wrote:

Three dead elves? What is this carnage?

Best bet back to work making presents.

[vote:nickachu]

Why? We're 3 workers short! We need to step up production, pulling double shifts and whatnot.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22392

Don't worry people it's christmas time, there's no need to be afraid

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

DavPaz wrote:

Oh Noes! Killings! Their bad for your health!
I hope we'll band together, not everyone for them s-elfs!

We're gonna need more votes.

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:17

FYI: I can see The Dead Zone subforum, but can't see a thread in there for this game.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:43

It's elf and safety gone mad!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

GazChap wrote:

FYI: I can see The Dead Zone subforum, but can't see a thread in there for this game.

Should be feexed.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:55

Cras Kringle wrote:

GazChap wrote:

FYI: I can see The Dead Zone subforum, but can't see a thread in there for this game.

Should be feexed.

I knew there was something I forgot.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 13:02

If we don't vote and let this day go on forever, is it a draw?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38659

If we don't vote, we might miss the boat!
The choice was plain and is still, should we not vote, or should we kill?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 13:05

DavPaz wrote:

If we don't vote, we might miss the boat!
The choice was plain and is still, should we not vote, or should we kill?

Are you going to rhyme all the way through?

Sharp Suit · **Joined:** 14th Oct, 2013 **Posts:** 32

Grim, can't you magic us up a market research style voting widget?

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 13:25

Sharp Suit wrote:

Grim, can't you magic us up a market research style voting widget?

Sure.

92% of ABC1 people think you should vote for Kov.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 13:27

Grim... wrote:

Sharp Suit wrote:

Grim, can't you magic us up a market research style voting widget?

Sure.

92% of ABC1 people think you should vote for Kov.

You can't argue with facts

Sharp Suit · **Joined:** 14th Oct, 2013 **Posts:** 32

I vote for Kov

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

T'was three weeks to Christmas, and in the North Pole,
There was a Mafia Don, the stupid arse-hole.
With the aid of his posse, his Not So Merry clan,
His aim to steal Christmas, a dastardly plan.
And not just the Don, he has help from a stooge,
A mean nasty dark elf, and that so and so, Scrooge!
Battling against them, to save Christmas Day,
Our heroes the elves, must come out and play.
Alongside our heroes, looking cold now, and blueish,
Our heartstrings director, the guy from John Lewis!
So now we sit tightly and watch all unfold,
Can the elves club together and leave Scrooge in the cold?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 13:59

Bobbyaro wrote:

T'was three weeks to Christmas, and in the North Pole,
There was a Mafia Don, the stupid arse-hole.
With the aid of his posse, his Not So Merry clan,
His aim to steal Christmas, a dastardly plan.
And not just the Don, he has help from a stooge,
A mean nasty dark elf, and that so and so, Scrooge!
Battling against them, to save Christmas Day,
Our heroes the elves, must come out and play.
Alongside our heroes, looking cold now, and blueish,
Our heartstrings director, the guy from John Lewis!
So now we sit tightly and watch all unfold,
Can the elves club together and leave Scrooge in the cold?

gospvg · **Joined:** 7th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 2306

Just finished my morning shift, lots of concern at the factory about the deaths.
The latest recruits are feeling very nervous.

[vote:Sharp Suit]

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12337

I think there should be an anti-vote for Bobby so that he cannot be lynched for that excellent poem.

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 14:05

But what if he's the Mafia Don throwing us off the scent?

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 14:11

Sharp Suit wrote:

I vote for Kov

You have to format it like:

[vote:KovacsC]

Exciting instructions here: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1413

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 14:13

Grim... wrote:

Sharp Suit wrote:

I vote for Kov

You have to format it like:

[vote:KovacsC]

Exciting instructions here: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1413

but feel free to insert another name....

gospvg · **Joined:** 7th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 2306

GazChap wrote:

But what if he's the Mafia Don throwing us off the scent?

If he is then he has two lives, only one way to find out I guess?

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 14:13

sharp suit: 1 (gospvg)
mr russell sprouts: 1 (Cras Kringle)
nickachu: 1 (KovacsC)
kovacsc: 1 (Grim...)

Not voted: 14 (zaphod79, gazchap, silentnight, santanalian, bobbyaro, squirt, trooper, sdg, mr russell sprouts, nickachu, joans, davpaz, sharp suit, goddess jasmine)

With 18 players alive, 10 votes are required for a lynch, and 10 nolynch votes are required to not lynch anybody.

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/counter/work.php

gospvg · **Joined:** 7th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 2306

Grim... wrote:

Sharp Suit wrote:

I vote for Kov

You have to format it like:

[vote:KovacsC]

Exciting instructions here: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1413

Or just copy & paste the vote from above in a reply.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 14:15

gospvg wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Sharp Suit wrote:

I vote for Kov

You have to format it like:

[vote:KovacsC]

Exciting instructions here: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1413

Or just copy & paste the vote from above in a reply.

or not

myp · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 14:43

Yeah, like this:

[vote:KovacsC]

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 14:44

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 15:17

Note: Day one ends at 2pm tomorrow.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6611

This is horrid! Murder at the North Pole!

* comfort eats mince pies *

* downs a pint of mulled wine *

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12337

So wait, we vote like this?

[vote:KovacsC]

nickachu · **Posted:** Mon Dec 09, 2013 16:21

No russel it's

[vote:KovacsC]

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Weird. I thought it was [vote:KovacsC]

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

No no , its not like that - isn't it

[vote:KovacsC]

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