Be Excellent To Each Other

Wait.

"Hello sir, can I take your order? We have a delightul range of pastries and other treats".

Am i dead already??

That was the most painless death ever by all accounts.

Technical difficulties, there will be a mod along shortly to revive any pre-deaded participants. Sorry for any inconvenience.

Fucking lazy mods.

[vote:mods]

Oi! Sort it out!

I assume the unlocking of this thread means no players can see it...

Next time we should really setup a thread for the mafia to chat in where every non player can see. I imagine it would be quite amusing.

Any chance of some hints/explanation as to what roles there are and what the buttons do to make it more entertaining for spectators?

Roles are pretty standard mafia roles.
Some buttons do stuff.
Some buttons don't do stuff.
Not everyone has the same number of buttons.
Not everyone has buttons...

Excellent, thank you.

Jeez, rod for my own back or what. Working out the night actions is going to be a trip

Mr Dave has pm'ed me to say the following:

"If I weren't being such a loner and actually looking out for my fellow man, the fact that any potential bad guys don't know what the common win condition is would allow an attempt to find one out on day 1.
However, I am a bustard and so not wanting to point out such things."

It would amuse me if he did point it out in the thread

Of course, things would be a bit more tricky if every fucker wasn't choosing number 13

If people didn't all choose the same buttons, more might have happened

Oh, bravo, sir, bravo.

I'm wondering how long it will take them to work out that they all have the same win condition, and that win condition could apply to any role.

That'll teach em to use win condition meta data in a previous game

It'll be hilarious, that's what. 240 to 1 odds on what will have happened, if he does...

Does he turn into a zombie and get access to the dead thread?

Would people, and by by people it seems I mean Malia, like to know the actions and consequences as they happen? Or would you like to work out things as and when the players do?
I say this, because the button pressing this day so far is mildly amusing

I would like to know but others might not.

I'm not going to say actually, as the deaded might not want to know when they turn up.

Curse you, evil people!

If Craster is innocent, then both the actual mafia and the Townies are all imbeciles.

So I'm right in assuming that curiosity wasn't the only person with a list?

If so, brave day 2 roleclaim.

Also, I was convinced that me and ANOTHER PERSON were mafia.

Some would say brave, others would say dumb

When I'm a good guy I inevitably get killed in the first few nights anyway. If the baddies didn't have a list then I would be okay (unless unlucky); if they did I was gonna die anyway.

Zaphod seems to have a death wish.

What the fuck is going on?

Why aren't they lynching Craster?

Also, do the Mafia really have a list, a kill role and a Roleblocker? If so, and they don't win, they're the worst mafia ever.

Surprised nobody has noticed my room was purple. It's not a protect!

If somebody hadn't been quite so gung ho in their reveal of having a list, the town might not be in quite such a bad way at the moment

As said before; I'd probably be dead anyway.

We need gungho claims early on!

Uh oh, paradox detected.

What do I do if a roleblocker chooses their own number

Hah!

Nothing, one would assume.

What I should have done, in retrospect, is announce my number and ask for the protector to protect me.

But should the roleblocker get a message that they have been blocked? As if they do get a message then they can't press their button, so they won't get a message.

I think i'll do a paradox based reply for people who press their own buttons.

Hah! Well done Cras, that should spice things up a bit.

We have an admitted Mafia Goon, and the town STILL WON'T LYNCH HIM!

Worst town ever.

It's not a bad role claim in this game though, as everyone just has the win condition to survive, so there really aren't any allegiances to stand behind. He was a gonner anyway, so as a last grasp it makes sense.

SUPERB MOVE FROM THE FIRST LORD OF PORK, THIS BEDAZZLES THE TOWN, GRANTS HIM ANOTHER DAY AND HIGH FIVESW ALL AROUND. IT SURELY IS A GAME OF TWO HALVES NOW BRIAN.

If everyone has the win condition to survive, then the game only ends when everyone with a kill role is eliminated, and we get down to two people of any allegiance, or a tacit agreement to not lynch anyone at all.

As such, nobody else can win if Craster wins.

I was going to end it as soon as all the kill roles are eliminated, as you are technically correct, but that would make it run on for ages. I'll make the decision for the town that they agree not to vote once the threat has gone.

That won't be hard; the fuckers won't even vote when there's a confirmed Mafia Goon in the room!

Well that could have gone better. Idiots.

Also, it would be hilarious if I'm not mafia.

Once again the whole game is biased against anyone from London. Cunts.

Good attempt though Cras, it was worth a try