Be Excellent To Each Other

Good going DavPaz, Gilly and Myp - you're in the semi-final!

Over to TASKMASTER!


The task is here,
You now know,
So calm down, dear,
And off you goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Not since the time,
I had a foursome,
Have I ever had,
A time so Awesome.

The Host he smiles,
The music's loud,
And in the Sky,
Is not a cloud.

Our wants and needs,
Are catered for,
The games are fun,
And never a bore.

Many we were,
But now we're few,
Not many left,
Just me, plus two.

The picture task,
Thinned out the herd,
We thought we we ace,
But were actually turd.

Unicorn Power,
Has sparked it's last,
Only Barcodes remain,
But they're falling fast.

And so I wrote,
This florid ryhme,
To save my skin,
This one last time.

The Final beckons,
My Prize looms large!
I'll send the losers,
Home on a barge.

I forget that this game had begun
Until Grim... PMed me with aplomb
I made the last five
Can I yet survive
To make it to the last two or one?

I am probably too drunk to write a poem
Johnnie, jack and blossom all I know 'em
Spent the day up a great big hill
Nearly peed outside it was quite a thrill

Don't really know how I've survived this long
Thank goodness for that last task of singing a song
Everyone ignored it and not just me
You'd have had more chance requesting an elephant to ski

I've left this to the last minute, I'll still be asleep at ten
and that is after all the time when
This poem is meant to be handed in and finished
But by then my blood alcohol will surely have diminished
And although I might think I'm surely making sense
It is more likely I'm sounding quite dense

So I will ask one simple question and go out with a bang
Is that a donut, or a meringue?

It turns out that Mr Dave is the harshest judge in the world.

His judgement: "Myp takes the prize for the worst of a shit bunch".

So, goodbye to Myp, and it's time for THE GRAND FINAL...