Be Excellent To Each Other

Forking Hell.

There's nothing prong with that link

I doubt that he had a good tine.

Handle.

Quote from the comments section on the DM website

""It's quite a common practice in the S&M community - although a fork doesn't sound the ideal instrument to use. You can purchase specialist "toys" including vibrating ones and it's called urethral sounding....""

Why can't people be happy with shagging??

Individual sexual proclivities develop in different ways. For some its a gentle change in direction, for others, it's a fork in the road

Cuntlery.

I did enjoy having dinner with some paramedics I met at a wedding, they had some good stories about ging to help people with things stuck in odd places and the attempts at explaining it....

Like the man peeling potatoes in his bath tub, presumably while naked, who was most unfortunate to slip over over and land directly on one of the potatoes, which then got stuck quite far up his bottom.

I've always wondered - what if you're the one guy who really does skip and fall onto the vacuum cleaner pipe? It's hardly worth trying to explain it, is it?

Fair point, although I suppose if that was legit you'd have a big rip in tour clothes to go some way to corroborating the story. Unless you vacuum naked. And leave the vacuum pipe propped upwards.

Doesn't everyone. Although my house mates complain