Be Excellent To Each Other

I just want to say that I am so self important I feel the need to tell you all that I am staying on the forum.

Rather than do this in a dignified manner and just carry on as normal I felt the need to shout from the rooftops that I am staying on the forum.

I have not requested that the mods delete my account and do not envisage myself doing so.

Thank you.

Shit man. That was out of the blue!

Fuck you, I'm leaving then.

Well, if Comical's gone then I'm back again.

So, er... Hello. Remember me?

Oh.

I appear to have stumbled into Be Eastenders To Each Other.

Hello, you. I've kept your seat warm.

I'm pretty sure you can keep it.


Merry Christmas, Ma.

I find it magnificent that you left on account of me. How amazing.

Oh christ I'm confused.

Actually, real-life confused. And not at all excellent

Oh fuck! Quick, draw the curtains and pretend we're not in.

So am I. In summary, however:

Com's back!

(Wait, what's the minimum period before we can say stuff like that?)

[knock knock knock]
I can hear you all talking!
[knock knock]

Christ, who's that with Grim...?

I like games, Doctor Who and sleeping.