People with kids

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

You know how you get a lot of people with young kids, who are parents and pretty much only parents? What the hell do you buy them for Christmas?

My Sister and Brother-in-law are in question here:

Hobbies? They have no hobbies. They have no time because of small children.
Music? Bob the Builder sings Frank Sinatra Classics.
Books? Bedtime readalong with Spongy the Walrus, or some shit.
Cooking/Food? They don't cook or eat anything interesting, because the entirety of their mealtimes is spent trying to get food down the throats of their spawn.

What the hell are you supposed to buy these people? Prozac?

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6586

Booze. Or a load of soundproofing material.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:27

A fish tank

Citadel miniatures

360 from Woolies

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Digi Camera?
Digi photo frame?

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:27

You got something decent for Mr Chris for his birthday. I wouldn't bother again so soon.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

Just don't buy people presents.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:34

Why not just buy something for their children?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Zardasher wrote:

Digi photo frame?

Oh, that's actually a good idea.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

myoptinsel wrote:

Why not just buy something for their children?

I find it's rather mean to point out to such people that they have ceased to exist as independant beings.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:36

Cras Cringle wrote:

myoptinsel wrote:

Why not just buy something for their children?

I find it's rather mean to point out to such people that they have ceased to exist as independant beings.

You didn't put in the caveat that you didn't want to be mean.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:37

A gun and a forehead target stencil.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:37

A key to a tall building.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:37

One way bus ticket to Beachy Head.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:38

At least Dimrill's woken up today, anyway. Cooee! *waves*

Runcle · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:40

myoptinsel wrote:

Why not just buy something for their children?

I would do this and maybe get your sister and broher in law a bottle of wine. Christmas is for kids man not us oldies.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:41

Pfft, says you, young pup.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:41

Cras Cringle wrote:

myoptinsel wrote:

Why not just buy something for their children?

I find it's rather mean to point out to such people that they have ceased to exist as independant beings.

That is what our friends have asked for, just stuff for their kids.

But digi frames are great

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Oh, I've got stuff for the kids, it's just the parents I'm stuck on. And they don't blooming drink.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:42

Crack. I've heard it's quite moreish.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Hah. My First Crack Pack. Including monogrammed pipe.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:49

Behold the Ubergift

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Cras Cringle wrote:

Zardasher wrote:

Digi photo frame?

Oh, that's actually a good idea.

£$%^£$^£$$^&£$£$^£$$^£

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:53

A pack of condoms.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:54

A map to the abortion clinic*

*too close to the bone?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:54

Dudley wrote:

Cras Cringle wrote:

Zardasher wrote:

Digi photo frame?

Oh, that's actually a good idea.

£$%^£$^£$$^&£$£$^£$$^£

£28 and upwards. Not that much really Scrooge.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:54

2 bricks.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:54

1/2 the toll fare for the Severn bridge.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:55

A holiday in Cambodia.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:55

Buggering: A Dubai Resident's Guidebook.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:55

Dimrill wrote:

*too close to the bone?

Being too close to the bone is what caused the problem in the first place.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:56

Adopt a Brummie gift pack.

Contains:

Cuddly Dimrill doll
A picture he drew (to follow*)
DVD of him frolicking through Games Workshop
CD of him singing Death Metal 'Hallelujah'

*cunt

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Zardasher wrote:

Dudley wrote:

Cras Cringle wrote:

Zardasher wrote:

Digi photo frame?

Oh, that's actually a good idea.

£$%^£$^£$$^&£$£$^£$$^£

£28 and upwards. Not that much really Scrooge.

That is not my objection.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:59

Ok
Rancid cuntstain

:luv:

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

What? I'm confused. Where can I get a cuddly stuffed Dimrill?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 16:09

I only cuddle after the stuffing.

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