Be Excellent To Each Other

It's suddenly selling really well all of a sudden. This sudden christmas surge was unexpectedly sudden and suddenly I was out of stock of a game that had been building up loads of copies all year. Suddenly shooting from being worth £8 to £18. Overnight. That sudden. Why have people suddenly decided that they need it all of a sudden? What was wrong with the rest of the year instead of this sudden surge?

I would assume that it's probably to go with new machines being bought as Christmas presents. Just a theory anyway

It's probably due to this.

Plus when you get to xmas people tend to buy the game they've heard of for their idiot spawn.

Not checking the age rating of course.

Yes, I'm sure naked Cortana and the Brutes shouting 'He was my lover!' when you kill one of their packmates will cause loads of offense.

Hang on, I've just remembered the level which takes place inside a giant anus...

Fuck "offence", it's a 15.