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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 20:08 
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More news. Man killed for hogging karaoke mic in Malaysia.
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A Malaysian man has been stabbed to death for refusing to stop singing and hand over the microphone at a karaoke bar, police say.

Abdul Sani Doli, 23, reportedly angered some of the customers when he hogged the stage at the bar in Sandakan town on eastern Borneo island.

Witnesses said he was attacked, and the fight spilled out on to the street.

He was punched before being stabbed to death with a knife. His body was found a short distance from the bar.

Sandakan's police chief ACP Rosli Mohd Isa said two men were in police custody, helping them with their inquiries.

Karaoke, in which amateurs can sing along to their favourite songs, first emerged from Japan and became hugely popular across Asia during the 1980s, before spreading to other parts of the world.

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Jesus Christ! Thats fucking mental!

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Oh, it's murder on the dancefloor, BUT YOU BETTER KILL THE GROOVE!

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*Tries not to laugh*

Oh gods....I'm out on the karaoke tonight for a fiends birthday :S

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kalmarzipan wrote:
Last night a DJ didn't save his life.



Good one. Can I start singing Cannibal Corpse's "Fucked With a Knife"? Or would that be in bad taste?

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Dimrill Bells wrote:
kalmarzipan wrote:
Last night a DJ didn't save his life.



Good one. Can I start singing Cannibal Corpse's "Fucked With a Knife"? Or would that be in bad taste?


Only if I can sing Killer Queen.


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*slaps Kalmar hard around the face* You sick pig! A man has died here! That's no excuse to start singing Queen songs. However, I would've accepted B*witched songs.

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Fox News wrote:
This is not the first time that karaoke rage has struck.

A woman in Seattle recently attacked another patron of a karaoke bar because the "singer" had butchered a song by her favourite band Coldplay.


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Shinta Claus wrote:
*Tries not to laugh*

Oh gods....I'm out on the karaoke tonight for a fiends birthday :S


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"killing me softly.. with his, er, knife"

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Dimrill Bells wrote:
kalmarzipan wrote:
Last night a DJ didn't save his life.



Good one. Can I start singing Cannibal Corpse's "Fucked With a Knife"? Or would that be in bad taste?


"Sang, Sucked and Tangled"

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Blod on the dancefloor.

I am glad they explained what karaoke was though.

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What-ho, chaps!

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Wonder if it was the early sing-along classic, "Mack the Knife" as popularised by Louis Armstrong?

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In the period of him being stabbed and the life ebbing from his fibres, he sung "21 seconds to go" by Those People.

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hogging the mike myers sounds like it would have produced better results.


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