Be Excellent To Each Other

Don't worry, I won't be keeping this up, I'm just casting about for opinions on the first couple of strips.

Thanks to the staunch 'shit and pointless' voter(s). If you'd like to qualify your vote with something other than silence, that would be great.

I for one welcome our Geraldian overlords.

Good work, sir.

I particularly liked the part where he sculpts the shit. The look of concentration on his little mouse face amuses me.

This new breed of super-intelligent mouse worries me. But also, he is very cute. And I likes, CG!

Almost as cute as this one that I found in the mop bucket the other day. The fucker could jump!



"I've got a mouse he lives in a house he sculps shit his name is Gerald. He's getting rather old but he's a GOOD mouse."


(I largely hate Pink Floyd, but I like that song.)

Hehe-the snake eat'd poop ^.^

I think it most excellently describes the futility of life and the extent of BeZZieness.

I'm discounting all the 'shit and pointless' votes anyway. They're undoubtly made by people that dislike me personally, and in no way impacts on the utter fucking awesomeness of the Gerald. Cunts.

Also I want that little mouse in Petes picture-he is so cute ^.^*

I shall name him rascal and we shall play forever 'n ever....until Gazs spiders eat him I imagine *wail*

CUS? Is that you?

I think there's a subtext hidden in there somewhere. Comical Gnomes, how are things, really?

Star Bar sugar rush-get all the nice Gnomes that you can! hehe ^.^*

I have 9 of Ashen's starbars left and at least a few people like my mouse. I'm doing well, ta

Hmm, a whole 8 'shit and pointless' detractors, and yet not a single post explaining why.

It could be a joke, seeing as the two strips are about poo?

I voted excellent, as I love my toilet-based humour, and mice.

I voted shit and pointless because of the three leg issue, and because it's shit and pointless.

I thought he was a gerbil (bows head in shame).

But he brings joy to my day, so long live Gerald.

Oh I don't mean you Chris, I'm dry humping your leg for your nice comments, I'm directing my venomous glare at all those out there without a word to say

oh wait, Zardoz has qualified as a mean person.

I think it is shit and pointless as if you see to dislike people thinking it's shit and pointless and then you might blog more. You sold that computer yet?

Give him 4 legs and I'll boost him to a bit crap.

He has four legs, look at the bit where he's moulding poo.



Nah, I'll just think you're all a bunch of humourless cunts. Actually I might change the 5th poll option to that.



Yes, almost. I'm confident it will sell today.

Ok. In those panels he's a bit crap.

So's your face.

It's fortunate that I have an awesome personality, and a huge pecker.

It's a surprising amount of effort to put into passive aggressive trolling though. Top marks for that

Its the final squeak of happiness that I like.

Yeah, but he's got 3 arrows shotted at him. I reckon the next adventure will be him vs red indjins.

Gerald can outrun arrows! I have faith.

i know i laugh easily at anything that involves either shit or semen, but i think it was awesome.

Bugger, wish I'd voted for shit and pointless now so I could justify it to make you feel better. I merely fall into the unamused camp, but I admire your effort.

Meanwhile, here's something I think we call all agree is aces:

http://www.worldofspectrum.org/showmag.cgi?mag=YourSinclair/Issue86/Pages/YourSinclair8600035.jpg

Excellent, but it would have been transcendant if the snake had cussed Gerald bad.

I loves it

Is the next episode about Gerald using his dildo-shaped form to actually go up someone's arse and eat the unshat shit within?

What a beautiful image.

This reminds of the starlings (not Agent Starling) and the snails.

I wonder if they around still somewhere?

Malc

Am I allowed to change my vote?