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Do you know what man bits look like Mr Chris? Surely there should only be one??

I'm talking about holes in the crotchless underwear, so not if she has a lady bit and a man bit. Presumably there'd be a hole in said crotchless underwear for access to the ladyparts, and then another hole to poke her ladyboy-schlong out of.

Little red cross there for me, but still:

Cheeky cunt.

Cheeky cockunt, surely?

ah right! I just wondered how manly she actually is. She is a wee bit hot.

Would a woman with both bits make a better lesbian?

and just like I don't fancy her anymore.

Depends if they like women or not.

I'm guessing her man bits like women, at least.

You're grossing me out now. This is why I can't watch porn

Man, imagine if your genitals had arguments about what sexuality you were. That would be shit.

Dude, if your porn has had women with both sets of bits in it you're watching VERY MUCH the wrong sort of porn.

haha, that would be some freaky stuff.

Porn always shows too much dick. I don't want to see it, and could ignore a little bit, but it's too much.

Why on earth would you be watching straight porn?

There is lesbian porn. So I'm told.

I prefer porn without penises too. Does this make me a lesbian?

Imagine if they flounced & decided to go & fuck themselves

Beacuse 2 blokes would not do it for her.... oh wait

I get you now Panda Porn??

I kept trying to buy lesbian porn and about 10 minutes in men would come swaggering into the shot. So i gave up. RMD!

Not too far from the realms of possibility for Lady Gaga.

Christ, could she impregnate herself, then?

Oh DIMRILLLLLL!

Panda porn?

Hang on - *buy* porn?

How else would I get it? Going into Glasgow and rounding up some hot wimmins to perform for me does sound like fun, but Jen would kill me.

BUY? PORN? That's what you're doing wrong

Tell me you've heard of (a) torrentz.com and (b) youporn.com ?

and the rest. There's more free porn on the web than anything else.

(a) No (b) No

My laptop is really really rubbish though and would probably explode if I tried to do anything on it (by the time it's managed to switch itself on it has to switch itself back off again).
SO I can't download anything til I get bought my new one

Oh, isn't that around 80% of 'edgy' Edinburgh Fringe shows?

*books tickets for Fringe*

Pants fringe?

This is why you don't ever watch films.

GRIM...-O-HINTS:
Go to http://www.utorrent.com/
Download and install - your laptop can easily run this.
Go to http://www.torrentz.com/
Enter somthing in the search box - in your case 'lesbian' or something. Avoid searching for computer files (ie programmes or executables)
Click on something with a large number of 'peers'
Click on one of the options in the list (mininova is a good one)
Click 'download this torrent' or similar.
uTorrent will confirm what you want to download. Say 'ok'.
Wait. For a long time. Leave the PC on and go to bed.
Don't tell your other half.
Watch mucky films!

OR

Go to youporn.com and watch videos. It's like youtube, but the content is better

That's two threads discussing the genitalia of "Lady" Gaga. She/He's a popular Girl/Boy this week.

Or, y'know, option b where you don't have to bother with any of that.

Err, someone was saying.

Option B wins for me too

Or, yes, go to youporn.com and watch one of the many, many videos. It's like youtube, but, you know, for porn.

We'd rather watch lesbians?

Sorry all the good stuff kicked off in this thread as I was leaving work. You offer good advice, I believe the missus may have had utorrent on the computer before she went of to be po po so I presume it is still there. To the Batmobile!

Ok the last time I tried to watch porn was a couple of years ago and I remember now what the problem is. Guys make porn for guys. I don't really find anything too hot about it because it all just seems totally fake. I think that for most women to be interested in it, there would need to be some sort of story and I also don't think women are too bothered about seeing in close up detail exactly what is going on. In fact that is more a turn off and there also never seems to really be a connection between the people. To be honest, I would probably find a sex scene in a TV show or film hotter than that stuff.
*tries to think of an example*
Oh, like the L word. At least when you watch the L word it seems real. Oh well, I always thought I would like porn. I guess I don't. Turns out I'm a total girl!

This doesn't really belong in this thread but I don't think it deserves its own.

"It's like an animated butcher's window" - Charlie Brooker

Not any more it's not.

Try getting hold of Danni Ashe's L-stuff. She's great, and head of the company what does mek it.

*** All very NTFW ***

I think it probably does deserve its own thread - Pr0n !

However , I think you might do better looking for Pr0n which has been made by ladies , for ladies and in general "Girlfriend films" tend to win all the awards stuff -

http://www.girlfriendsfilms.com/

Alternatively look on some specific websites e.g.

http://lesbianlife.about.com/od/lesbian ... n-Porn.htm

"Best Lesbian Porn: By and For Lesbians
Wednesday March 19, 2008
I often hear from people who want true lesbian porn, not stuff made by and for men. Try to google "lesbian porn" and you might be disgusted by what comes up: lots of sites by and for men with women who most likely are not lesbians and probably are skinny and blonde. I understand that not everyone is into pornography or erotica, but for those of you who are, we've done some research and come up with a diverse list of lesbian and queer-friendly lesbian porn DVDs and websites
"

Placeholder for Gilly.

So. Has everyone seen that video of Screech from Saved By The Bell receiving a dirty sanchez?

I actually didn't realise how much everyone would know about this subject,I'm so naive!

I like calling it grumble.

No I havent.
Is it bad?

I have no idea. I just know it exists. He was trying to relaunch his career. Quite what else he does apart from being Screech in Saved By The Bell, I have no idea.